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Old 11-17-2004, 08:50 AM   #1
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Sounds Dirty

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Condoms or trash bags? You be the judge.



So manly.
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:06 AM   #2
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Condoms or trash bags? You be the judge.

Hummm...at 55 gallon capacity you'd have to be one heck of a manly man for those condoms.
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:19 AM   #3
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I wonder if they come in ribbed?

And not just for big guys but for midgets and really big women! Ok, I guess I could have left that part out.
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:27 AM   #4
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I wonder if they come in ribbed?

Well, since you asked...

Yes, they do. Hefty has a trash bag called the "Hefty Stretch and Grip" or something that has ribs that permit the bag to stretch under load without splitting or tearing open.

And yes, I was intoxicated when I fell down laughing in the grocery store isle at the moment I realized that the names seemed to be more for prophylactics than for trash disposal.
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Old 11-17-2004, 10:40 AM   #5
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Sounds dirty
It wouldn't matter if they were condoms or trash bags. In the end, they're both going to be pretty messy after use.
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:55 PM   #6
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Hummm...at 55 gallon capacity you'd have to be one heck of a manly man for those condoms.
Or have a whale penis!!!

I can't believe I am the first one to go there...
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Old 11-17-2004, 05:26 PM   #7
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Hummm...at 55 gallon capacity you'd have to be one heck of a manly man for those condoms.
Or wiggle your ears and spit.
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Old 11-17-2004, 05:35 PM   #8
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Colonics bag for your pleasure?
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