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Old 01-30-2014, 03:44 PM   #1
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Attractive Men Drive Black Ford Pick Up Trucks

What? Women said so.

Attractive women drive red BMWs. Go figure.

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Old 01-30-2014, 03:53 PM   #2
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We should have had this information available when Lola and Footer were picking cars.
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Old 01-30-2014, 04:12 PM   #3
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Lola in a red BMW convertible...Excuse me, I have to, uh, be away from the computer for a moment about five minutes...
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Old 01-30-2014, 09:35 PM   #4
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lolalolalola and footbunny? they'd have a zillion children with 15 toes
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Old 01-30-2014, 09:36 PM   #5
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Old 01-30-2014, 09:36 PM   #6
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they'd need a bright green SUV with poop-colored upholstery.
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Old 01-30-2014, 09:37 PM   #7
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It wasn't THAT funny
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:46 PM   #8
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I told lola she needed a red convertible! I'm doomed, my vehicle is evidently less sexy than a mail truck!!!
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:50 PM   #9
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I don't even have a car, let alone an expensive convertible.
How am I gonna be sexy?

Oh yeah, the topless thing. That'll distract them.
Reminds me, I owe you a photo Sarge
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:52 PM   #10
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can't wait babe
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