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Old 09-15-2014, 12:52 AM   #1
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Blueberry Spread

I was cruising through the supermarket on autopilot, picking up things I remembered I was out of. The jelly/jam/preserve section is huge, but I know where the small section is with the better stuff, and where the couple shelves with the sugar free stuff, are in that section. So I go there and grab a couple jars, Blueberry and Strawberry, without paying them much attention.

When I was putting the stuff away, I looked at the label to see how many calories.



WTF? This stuff must make Love Canal look like mother's milk. But the label doesn't seem to list nuclear waste or Chinese sewage.

Actually it doesn't taste bad, mild flavor and not overly sweet. Their website lists a bunch of flavors, plus things like their version of mayo, salad dressing, and even chocolate dip, with the same specs. I looked at the store locater and far from the Philly are it lists a lot of health spas and nutrition centers. That usually means limited selection and expensive. But within 20 miles of me it listed like 79 locations, all but two being major grocery chains. They ship pretty cheap though, $8.95 for each ten items.

So now you know, I've been hanging around here for 12 years just waiting for a chance to shill for Walden Farms.
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Old 09-15-2014, 06:49 AM   #2
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It says Refrigerate After Opening but surely that's a quaint phrase, more tradition than requirement?
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Old 09-15-2014, 09:35 AM   #3
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It's been on sauce bottles and jams/ preserves here for years.
But we had a larder style fridge (now called under the counter) and for a family of five it meant space was limited. So it was completely ignored until my sister and I left home. Thing is, with a family of five and not living in a hot climate, nothing really had the chance to go off. When we'd all moved out (before I moved back in!) the only product which ever gathered mould was jam.

Now my mother would no more leave them in a cupboard than she would raw chicken.
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Old 09-15-2014, 02:31 PM   #4
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Maybe it tastes better cold?
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Old 09-15-2014, 02:43 PM   #5
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Jelly goes in the fridge. Peanut butter goes in the cabinet
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Old 09-15-2014, 03:22 PM   #6
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Jelly goes in the fridge. Peanut butter goes in the cabinet
Yeah what He said.
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Old 09-15-2014, 03:57 PM   #7
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But that's just tradition. If there's nothing the bacteria wants to eat in Sucralose, cellulose, and natural flavor, no need to keep it cool
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Old 09-15-2014, 04:28 PM   #8
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Other than viscosity. Warm jelly isn't very jelly ey
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Old 09-15-2014, 05:39 PM   #9
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I would say that because it's not packed full of sugar (as a preservative in part), it would be more prone to decay which is probably why the fridge is recommended.

I have bought blueberry spread over here before and found it to be quite mild also. I actually thought it was too mild. didn't really enjoy it. Can't remember the brand though. I never bought it again.
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Old 09-16-2014, 02:18 PM   #10
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Yeah what He said.
That's probably chiseled in stone somewhere.

If it ain't, it should be.
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But within 20 miles of me it listed like 79 locations, all but two being major grocery chains.
I used a 50 mile radius, found 32 places Walden's stuff is sold, and all but 3 were Kroger stores. One was "Everything Diabetic", in a medical services plaza.

All were in Tennessee.
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I would say that because it's not packed full of sugar (as a preservative in part), it would be more prone to decay which is probably why the fridge is recommended.
I know your toilet water goes down backwards, but your sugar is a preservative down there? are you sure you aren't thinking of salt?

as far as I know, starches break down first. sugar attracts bacteria and other nasties. it's food. for most things.
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Have you ever seen a lollipop go mouldy? Or toffee? It doesn't get kept in the fridge. Butterscotch?

Items with a high sugar content, such as many jams and most candies are preserved by the sugar. The sugar itself is not what attracts the nasties. It's usually what's mixed with it, which is generally organic matter.
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Old 09-16-2014, 05:40 PM   #15
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it's right in the fucking name. preserves! what was I thinking?

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In a high enough concentration it can be. Cells (bacterial or otherwise) can only prevent osmosis across their membranes to a limited extent. When a solution is concentrated enough (i.e. hypertonic), it can dessicate the cells, therefore retarding microbial growth and rendering potential pathogens inert .
Some examples of sugar-based preservatives include various syrups (i.e. maple), honey, and fruit preserves (jams). In particular it is useful to note that jam does not require raising temperatures above 104C to kill botulinum spores; although most operations will pasteurize the stock to kill fungal spores which may grow on the top layer of the jam due to recondensed water).
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