Vincent Gallo Merchandise

Sundae · 12-05-2005, 08:07 AM

Can't say it's going on my Christmas List, but thought I'd spread the word in case anyone else was interested.

From The Friday Thing:

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VINCENT GALLO: SUPER SEED

Vincent Gallo has been having something of a spring clean. The merchandise pages of the Hollywood renaissance man's website are suddenly replete with all manner of once-in-a-lifetime Gallorabilia, ranging from autographed magazines on which he is the cover star to a painting by 'the multitalented Charles Manson'. Plus of course, for the princely sum of a million dollars, you can also avail yourself of a shot of Gallo's sperm. For a half a million more, he'll even inseminate you himself. Unless he finds you attractive. In which case he'll hump you for
free. But you still pay for the sperm. Wow. You've really got to admire the man's balls.

Link to Vincent Gallo merchandise site

Trilby · 12-05-2005, 08:38 AM

Ewww! Vincent Gallo of 'Buffalo '69'--? I am happy to say that I don't WANT his yucky sperm! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UCK.

What a maroon.

And, does he have "mommy" issues, or what?

joelnwil · 12-05-2005, 03:09 PM

Way over the top. How about this pic?

http://www.galloappreciation.com/media/genreyes.jpg

wolf · 12-06-2005, 12:19 PM

I can honestly say I think that was scarier than goatse.

Elspode · 12-06-2005, 07:17 PM

Gotta love the Yes t-shirt, though.

Who *is* this yutz, and why does anyone care?

12-05-2005, 08:38 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ewww! Vincent Gallo of 'Buffalo '69'--? I am happy to say that I don't WANT his yucky sperm! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UCK. What a maroon. And, does he have "mommy" issues, or what? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-06-2005, 12:19 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I can honestly say I think that was scarier than goatse. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-06-2005, 07:17 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Gotta love the Yes t-shirt, though. Who is this yutz, and why does anyone care? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-05-2005, 03:09 PM	#3
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	Way over the top. How about this pic? http://www.galloappreciation.com/media/genreyes.jpg

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