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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Feb 21, 2009: Toilet
I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.
Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today? Yes Dear. ![]() Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt.... ![]() ... uh, nevermind. ![]() Oh Honey, you better call the plumber... make that the exterminator... no wait, forget it... I'll handle it. ![]() He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.
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Professor
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,911
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What a pain in the ass!
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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"No doc...that's what happened, I swear. I just sat down and..."
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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...The doctor says 'you gonna die.''
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,120
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And it's a nice brown color, too - clever disguise!
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Enlarged to show texture
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 80
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"The plumber called. Says he thinks he might have left his snake here. Have you seen it?"
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car." |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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Funny people!
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Named After the Family Dog
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl
Posts: 79
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Somebody forgot to wipe their asp.
PS: Hello Everyone! I've been coming to the IOTD for years and reading all your comments and enjoying them. I have no idea why I finally decided to join the crowd. |
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
Posts: 2,078
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Welcome Tawny, glad you can join us!
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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"I'm tired of these mother-effin' snakes in this mother-effin' bowl!"
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
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Is that toilet in Florida?
I'll bet it's in Florida...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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