Haiti and their Pact with the Debbil

Trilby · 01-13-2010, 03:44 PM

Pat Robertson has said the Haitian quake was the result of a three hundred year old pack with the Devil that the Haitians made to kick the French off the island.

good ol' Pat Robertson. He can see the debbil where others see a human need.

what a maroon.

NEW YORK (CBS) Pat Robertson, the American Christian televangelist and host of "The 700 Club," said that Haitians need to have a "great turning to god" while he was reporting on the devastating 7.0 earthquake that shook the island nation — the most powerful to hit the country in a century.

As Haitian Prime Minister Jean-Max Bellerive said "well over" 100,000 people may have died in the national disaster, Robertson took to the airwaves Wednesday on his show and said that the country has been "cursed by one thing after another" since they "swore a pact to the devil."

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about," Robertson said Tuesday.

piercehawkeye45 · 01-13-2010, 04:02 PM

Yes, those damn blacks and their vodou...

TheMercenary · 01-13-2010, 08:12 PM

I almost puked and laughed my ass off at the same time when I heard this report today.

morethanpretty · 01-13-2010, 10:14 PM

Here is the video of this man actually spewing his shit. Some people actually record him spewing his shit and air it on TV all the time. Sick.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2010, 01:26 AM

He should know, he is the Devil.

Griff · 01-14-2010, 05:34 AM

"true story"

I guess as the Devil he was there so we can get the story. It would have been an interesting scene. The Devil and his lawyers, Toussaint Louverture and his, signing the documents to remove the French... much easier than fighting a revolution. The French must have signed a deal with the Devil to have the misfortune of losing Haiti... after those Arawaks signed theirs and Chris Columbus signed his. Where do we sign to get rid of Pat, blessing in disguise, Robertson?

Seems like there is a pretty explosive religion thread in this.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-14-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Seems like there is a pretty explosive religion thread in this.

Has there ever been a movement/organization/group, that hasn't attracted some evil, self aggrandizing, power hungry, greedy, assholes? Religion and government are prime examples, but anything that provides a platform is irresistible to those people.

SamIam · 01-14-2010, 10:04 AM

Here's an actual Christian response:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-r..._b_422397.html

Spexxvet · 01-14-2010, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Has there ever been a movement/organization/group, that hasn't attracted some evil, self aggrandizing, power hungry, greedy, assholes? Religion and government are prime examples, but anything that provides a platform is irresistible to those people.

Institutions invite abuse.

skysidhe · 01-14-2010, 07:04 AM

He's crazy.

You think you've heard it all then more appalling craziness.wwjd dude

SamIam · 01-14-2010, 09:04 AM

I certainly don't consider him to be a Christian. He's a bigoted fear-monger who doesn't have a compassionate bone in his body. If ever someone was working for the devil, its him. I want to say a lot of un-Christian things about this man, but I'll try to refrain. My church is having a fund drive to help the people of Haiti, and I'll be donating what I can when I get my next check.

Shawnee123 · 01-14-2010, 09:12 AM

I'm agnostic (meaning I'm a religion fence-sitter, I guess) but I hope there is some kind of afterlife, and I hope that freaks who say and do horrible things in the name of religion (that they hide behind like the spineless pieces of shit they are) get to find out how really horribly evil they were. I also hope I get to kick them in the balls/cunt a couple times.

piercehawkeye45 · 01-14-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I'm agnostic (meaning I'm a religion fence-sitter, I guess) but I hope there is some kind of afterlife, and I hope that freaks who say and do horrible things in the name of religion (that they hide behind like the spineless pieces of shit they are) get to find out how really horribly evil they were. I also hope I get to kick them in the balls/cunt a couple times.

That what irks me. What if Pat Robertson actually believes that he doing "work" in God's name and not just consciously manipulating people.

Also, 95% of Haitians label themselves as Christians...

Shawnee123 · 01-14-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

That what irks me. What if Pat Robertson actually believes that he doing "work" in God's name and not just consciously manipulating people.

Also, 95% of Haitians label themselves as Christians...

Exactly. I figure if he really believes in his crap, I want to know at some point he'll have to say "Holy SHIT I was a crazy shitbag." If he's, as I suspect, just an asshole money-grubber who knows exactly what he's doing, I want to know at some point he'll say "Holy SHIT, you guys knew all along I was an evil shitbag...I thought most of you fell for my crap?"

Then come the ball-kicking ceremonies.

TheMercenary · 01-14-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

That what irks me. What if Pat Robertson actually believes that he doing "work" in God's name and not just consciously manipulating people.

I tend to believe that he does believe it.

01-13-2010, 03:44 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Haiti and their Pact with the Debbil Pat Robertson has said the Haitian quake was the result of a three hundred year old pack with the Devil that the Haitians made to kick the French off the island. good ol' Pat Robertson. He can see the debbil where others see a human need. what a maroon. NEW YORK (CBS) Pat Robertson, the American Christian televangelist and host of "The 700 Club," said that Haitians need to have a "great turning to god" while he was reporting on the devastating 7.0 earthquake that shook the island nation — the most powerful to hit the country in a century. As Haitian Prime Minister Jean-Max Bellerive said "well over" 100,000 people may have died in the national disaster, Robertson took to the airwaves Wednesday on his show and said that the country has been "cursed by one thing after another" since they "swore a pact to the devil." "Something happened a long time ago in Haiti and people might not want to talk about," Robertson said Tuesday. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-13-2010, 04:02 PM	#2
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Yes, those damn blacks and their vodou... __________________ I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all.

01-13-2010, 08:12 PM	#3
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I almost puked and laughed my ass off at the same time when I heard this report today. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-13-2010, 10:14 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Here is the video of this man actually spewing his shit. Some people actually record him spewing his shit and air it on TV all the time. Sick. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

01-14-2010, 01:26 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He should know, he is the Devil. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-14-2010, 05:34 AM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"true story" I guess as the Devil he was there so we can get the story. It would have been an interesting scene. The Devil and his lawyers, Toussaint Louverture and his, signing the documents to remove the French... much easier than fighting a revolution. The French must have signed a deal with the Devil to have the misfortune of losing Haiti... after those Arawaks signed theirs and Chris Columbus signed his. Where do we sign to get rid of Pat, blessing in disguise, Robertson? Seems like there is a pretty explosive religion thread in this. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-14-2010, 10:04 AM	#8
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Here's an actual Christian response: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-r..._b_422397.html

01-14-2010, 07:04 AM	#10
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	He's crazy. You think you've heard it all then more appalling craziness.wwjd dude

01-14-2010, 09:04 AM	#11
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I certainly don't consider him to be a Christian. He's a bigoted fear-monger who doesn't have a compassionate bone in his body. If ever someone was working for the devil, its him. I want to say a lot of un-Christian things about this man, but I'll try to refrain. My church is having a fund drive to help the people of Haiti, and I'll be donating what I can when I get my next check.

01-14-2010, 09:12 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm agnostic (meaning I'm a religion fence-sitter, I guess) but I hope there is some kind of afterlife, and I hope that freaks who say and do horrible things in the name of religion (that they hide behind like the spineless pieces of shit they are) get to find out how really horribly evil they were. I also hope I get to kick them in the balls/cunt a couple times. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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