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11-05-2006, 03:24 PM | #1 |
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Worst Movie EVER...and I saw St. Peppers
Do NOT blow your hard-earned money on Sophie Coppola's Marie Antoinette--it was, by far, the suckiest movie I have ever, ever seen--and I've seen some pretty sucky ones.
Movies that were better than Marie A.: St. Peppers-Yes, the one with the Bee Gees. Any movie Tom Green has been in--Freddy Got Fingered comes to mind. Blair Witch Project and BWP II Xanadu Gigli All were better than this indulgent piece of cream cake. Coppola spends actual movie minutes (a long, long time) recording KiKi Dunsts' ennui--which is pretty ennui-inducing in itself--and spends approximately 119 minutes of the movies 120 minutes letting us know how pampered these people were and how much fun they had via scenes of gambling, toasting, eating, dressing, partying, gossiping, eating some more, partying some more, etc. etc.--most movie-goers would get this idea in about three minutes...AND she ends the movie as MA, kids and King are fleeing Versailles with a fast, Mtv-ish blackout. No beheadings, no come-uppance! Tres awful!
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11-05-2006, 03:37 PM | #2 |
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Luckily, I wasn't planning on spending any of my precious movie-going time on this massive costume drama.
If I pay $8 for a movie and $10 for popcorn and soda, somebody's head better explode on screen.
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11-05-2006, 04:28 PM | #3 | |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-06-2006, 08:56 AM | #4 | |
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11-06-2006, 09:18 AM | #5 | |
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11-07-2006, 07:41 PM | #6 | |
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11-05-2006, 05:00 PM | #7 |
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I could have told you that. Here's my rule of thumb, not that you asked:
Avoid any movie made by the child of a wealthy and famous filmmaker. I'm told by a reliable source that all of Coppola's wines are quite good. But I bet if his kids take over the vinyard, the wines will start to suck.
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11-05-2006, 05:04 PM | #8 | |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-06-2006, 08:49 AM | #9 | |
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I have no particular interest in seeing people's heads explode, but if Kirsten Dunst were getting naked, I suppose I'd have to at least rent the DVD. |
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11-05-2006, 06:15 PM | #10 | |
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11-06-2006, 07:44 AM | #11 | |
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OK he seems well connected, but he also seems less a commercial success than an artistic success. But I don't know.
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11-06-2006, 08:11 AM | #12 |
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I have no plans on seeing this film. But I hve a hard time thinking ANY film could be worse than Cronenberg's movie "Crash". It made me sick to my stomache and I left after the 1st hour.
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12-10-2006, 03:57 PM | #13 | |
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I'll add two:
The Worm Eaters Surf Nazi's Must Die But they were both better than Safe or Monster's Ball. Planet Terror (the first half of Grindhouse) had a good exploding head scene. |
11-05-2006, 07:54 PM | #15 |
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Space is the Place, by free-jazz innovator Sun Ra: worst movie I've ever seen.
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