Eat Wings the Right Way

xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2009, 02:23 AM

I think the guy that convinced America that chicken wings are a treat, ranks right behind the Devil convincing people he doesn't exist.
But that is neither here, nor there. If you eat 'em, do it the right way.

glatt · 11-08-2009, 07:50 AM

Neat! I've been doing it wrong.

Griff · 11-08-2009, 07:50 AM

He's taking the fun out of wings.

skysidhe · 11-08-2009, 08:30 AM

taking the bone out of the devil or taking the devil out of the bone. either way - yummmm wings

TheMercenary · 11-08-2009, 08:46 AM

I'll have to try it.

wolf · 11-08-2009, 09:58 AM

Darn. Need wings. But hot wings. None of this pastrami crap ... and that Russian dressing, that was just a whole big bucket of wrong with respect to wings.

And all other food uses, for that matter. Including Big Macs. Nasty.

TheMercenary · 11-08-2009, 10:00 AM

Come on over. I made some wings the other day. I make have to make some more today.

wolf · 11-08-2009, 10:08 AM

I'm sorely tempted ... 13 hr drive, say five hours of wing eating, shit shooting, and pistol shooting, no, better make that six, 13 hr drive back, that's 32 hours round trip, if you can hook me up with something peppy for the drive back. I don't have any time off built up yet, so unfortunately, I'll have to decline for the time being.

Sundae · 11-08-2009, 01:14 PM

I buy 10-12 wings for about £1.43.
For Diz.

From a cat perspective: get your human to cut off the big fat end bit first. If you get this, you can stop yowling immediately. Then she can just snip apart the rest with poultry shears, plucking off feathers if necessary because she worries about you. If she doesn't watch over you, make sure you go see her with a mouthful you'll then preceed to knaw on carpet/ sofa/ bed. It makes her feel special. If she stays in the kitchen, go into the hall and make a bloody mess under the hoover. Because your human will be distracted (by cooking her own dinner) and will be oblivious until one of her parents gets the hoover out. They will then exclaim with disgust and make said human feel like a slattern all day.

FTR, wings - and chicken necks (which I cannot get) - are the ideal mixture of fat, flesh and bone for cats.

Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles.
Then again, if you offer me a steak & kidney pudding I'd be there like a shot.

jinx · 11-08-2009, 01:29 PM

Today is a good day to eat wings. I might just do that....

Dennis is allergic to chicken (and beef, corn, and wheat), so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham. And duck and pea kibble.

richlevy · 11-08-2009, 08:22 PM

My nickname for Jeff is 'the Piranha'. Whether chicken or turkey, when he eats a drum or wing there is no meat or cartilage left. I have never seen cleaner bones in my life.

limey · 11-09-2009, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles...

has Diz still got his beebles?

Cloud · 11-09-2009, 02:04 PM

the right way? you mean, in the bathtub?

Pie · 11-09-2009, 02:20 PM

No Cloud, that's how you eat a mango.

Quote:

First, select your mango and find a sharp knife. Carry them to the bathroom. Take off all your clothes. Then get into the shower with your mango and your knife.
Slice the skin into four sections and peel it off. If, like me, you are a complete mango addict, then you will risk getting a little "poison" from the skin on your lips just so you can gnaw the fruit from the peel. Once the peel is dispatched, sit down in the shower. Hold the fruit in your hand and go at it. Let that mango juice drip where it may. And luxuriate in the goodness.

Sheldonrs · 11-10-2009, 12:52 PM

this is not new to me. I've always preferred pulling the bone out whenever I could.

11-08-2009, 02:23 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Eat Wings the Right Way I think the guy that convinced America that chicken wings are a treat, ranks right behind the Devil convincing people he doesn't exist. But that is neither here, nor there. If you eat 'em, do it the right way. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-08-2009, 07:50 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He's taking the fun out of wings. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-08-2009, 08:46 AM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I'll have to try it. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-08-2009, 09:58 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Darn. Need wings. But hot wings. None of this pastrami crap ... and that Russian dressing, that was just a whole big bucket of wrong with respect to wings. And all other food uses, for that matter. Including Big Macs. Nasty. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-08-2009, 10:00 AM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Come on over. I made some wings the other day. I make have to make some more today. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-08-2009, 07:50 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Neat! I've been doing it wrong.

11-08-2009, 08:30 AM	#4
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	taking the bone out of the devil or taking the devil out of the bone. either way - yummmm wings

11-08-2009, 10:08 AM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm sorely tempted ... 13 hr drive, say five hours of wing eating, shit shooting, and pistol shooting, no, better make that six, 13 hr drive back, that's 32 hours round trip, if you can hook me up with something peppy for the drive back. I don't have any time off built up yet, so unfortunately, I'll have to decline for the time being. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-08-2009, 01:14 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I buy 10-12 wings for about £1.43. For Diz. From a cat perspective: get your human to cut off the big fat end bit first. If you get this, you can stop yowling immediately. Then she can just snip apart the rest with poultry shears, plucking off feathers if necessary because she worries about you. If she doesn't watch over you, make sure you go see her with a mouthful you'll then preceed to knaw on carpet/ sofa/ bed. It makes her feel special. If she stays in the kitchen, go into the hall and make a bloody mess under the hoover. Because your human will be distracted (by cooking her own dinner) and will be oblivious until one of her parents gets the hoover out. They will then exclaim with disgust and make said human feel like a slattern all day. FTR, wings - and chicken necks (which I cannot get) - are the ideal mixture of fat, flesh and bone for cats. Don't touch them myself. Any more than I'd eat his beebles. Then again, if you offer me a steak & kidney pudding I'd be there like a shot. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac Last edited by Sundae; 11-08-2009 at 01:19 PM.

11-08-2009, 01:29 PM	#10
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Today is a good day to eat wings. I might just do that.... Dennis is allergic to chicken (and beef, corn, and wheat), so he eats Hillshire Farms deli selects extra thin honey ham. And duck and pea kibble. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

11-08-2009, 08:22 PM	#11
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	My nickname for Jeff is 'the Piranha'. Whether chicken or turkey, when he eats a drum or wing there is no meat or cartilage left. I have never seen cleaner bones in my life. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

11-09-2009, 02:04 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	the right way? you mean, in the bathtub? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-10-2009, 12:52 PM	#15
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	this is not new to me. I've always preferred pulling the bone out whenever I could. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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