The Global Economy

ZenGum · 09-25-2011, 10:45 PM

This: http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2941610.html

Is a plausible assessment of the current status of the global economy.

Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare for some turbulence, and the slight chance of the wings falling off. Please adjust your budget Low and Tight, ensure your financial obligations are as complicated as possible, and place your credit card in the full upright position. In the event of an emergency currency decompression, platitudes will drop from the ceiling and hot air will be pumped through. Please fit your own placebo before helping others. Please remove your shoes so we can sell them, and make a note of your nearest exit from the global economy, which may be Grifftopia.

Well, I exagerate for poetic purposes, but we have 20 - 30 years of debt-fueled growth to pay off. I don't think goats will be the next global currency, but I don't think it is going to be the Euro either.

Griff · 09-26-2011, 05:44 AM

That analysis was less than upbeat.

SamIam · 09-26-2011, 10:24 AM

Interesting article. I foresee harder economic times ahead - doesn't everybody? The question is just how severe they will be. I try not to become overly pessimistic about it, since, in my case, there is very little I can do about it. Although, I am considering going in with a friend on an elk this fall. Half an elk would keep me fed for quite a while. And elk is far more tasty than venison.

Western Colorado is slowly falling apart economically. Tourists here comment to me on the number of failed businesses in this town. There seems to be another one going out of business every month or so. It's spooky.

09-25-2011, 10:45 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The Global Economy This: http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/2941610.html Is a plausible assessment of the current status of the global economy. Ladies and gentlemen, please prepare for some turbulence, and the slight chance of the wings falling off. Please adjust your budget Low and Tight, ensure your financial obligations are as complicated as possible, and place your credit card in the full upright position. In the event of an emergency currency decompression, platitudes will drop from the ceiling and hot air will be pumped through. Please fit your own placebo before helping others. Please remove your shoes so we can sell them, and make a note of your nearest exit from the global economy, which may be Grifftopia. Well, I exagerate for poetic purposes, but we have 20 - 30 years of debt-fueled growth to pay off. I don't think goats will be the next global currency, but I don't think it is going to be the Euro either. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-26-2011, 05:44 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That analysis was less than upbeat. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-26-2011, 10:24 AM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Interesting article. I foresee harder economic times ahead - doesn't everybody? The question is just how severe they will be. I try not to become overly pessimistic about it, since, in my case, there is very little I can do about it. Although, I am considering going in with a friend on an elk this fall. Half an elk would keep me fed for quite a while. And elk is far more tasty than venison. Western Colorado is slowly falling apart economically. Tourists here comment to me on the number of failed businesses in this town. There seems to be another one going out of business every month or so. It's spooky.

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