Corrupted Wish

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by Elspode

I wish I was done cleaning out the garage.

The garage is now clean. Damn clean. To celebrate, you head into the kitchen in search of a beer and in the fridge you find not a beer but a transmission, four quarts of oil, a box of finishing nails, some duct tape, spare plumbing parts and, oh, a jar of pickle juice and a packet of duck sauce.

I wish I could think of a wish that can't be corrupted.