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10-26-2006, 08:23 AM | #1 |
Flocci Non Facio
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In The Line Of Fire
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It's a Dog's Life 2
Toilet Routine
It's midnight. 'Loo dog, loo.' 'But it's raining. And windy. And dark.' I actually turn on the outside lights. 'Loo dog, LOO.' 'It's raining, and windy.' I can't actually fix those two. Wait, in the rain, like a idiot, while the Moron sniffs grass. Keeping a mini maglite on the camouflaged dog. So I have a cigar and make a mobile call to a mate in the US to kill a few minutes. HoneyKo appears, 'who are you talking to, and didn't you realise it's raining, oooh reeaaaly and where's the dog'. 'And wipe your feet.' The Moron has meanwhile snuck past indoors and is looking at me like I'm an evil dog beater.
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