The Wise Alchy Sage Retires

[Griff]

I've been working on my various character flaws and like to think I've made some progress. It is time to reconsider alcohol. My problem with booze usually expresses itself in group settings. I'm generally regarded as a funny drunk. The comments I keep to myself sober stream out unfiltered. Obviously, this can lead to unfunny moments. The other part of drinking in group settings is the quantity problem. I don't drink moderately while engaged socially. So in the name of good emotional, physical, and spiritual health and fitness I'm pulling the plug on booze. We had a nice run but it doesn't work any more. If y'all catch me on the drunk thread, give me hell.