A Little Help From The Cellar Ladies Please

[Gravdigr]

Ok. Here's the thing: Baby has a birthday in January. I want to get her something a little special, so, I ask her what she wants. Here's where I need help:

Baby wants a vibrator.

A vibrator for her birthday would make Baby happy. I like it when Baby's happy.

Now, if I go strolling into the vibrator store, I (being a guy) will prolly come out with something bubble-gum pink, the size of a table leg. Or, not wanting to outdo myself (so-to-speak), something like a lipstick case. Or what's on sale. And I don't know dick about vibrators.

What do women want? A discreet little thing like a Trojan Mini? A dildo? A vibrating dildo? A Hitachi Magic Wand (I hear these things have a cult-like following)? Something molded from Ron Jeremy's actual cock? Should the head swing around? Should it stroke up and down by itself? Baby said not get some little weakling of a vibrator either. Are these things rated by horsepower or RPM, torque, strokes per minute, or what?

I looked for the Trojan Tri Phoria online, but, they range from $40-$80. A Hitachi Magic Wand is like $50. I don't wanna go broke buying something that may very well end up replacing me. How much should I expect to pay for a vibrator? Maybe I should just buy her a paint shaker?

Cellar ladies, I need help. I need to keep Baby happy!

As always, any help and all opinions will be appreciated.

And don't even talk to me about Sybians or Fuck Machines.


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