A bear walks into a hospital... - Page 2

BrianR · 06-18-2004, 11:37 PM

Dude, it's a hospital fer goshsakes. They have stuff like that somewhere. I'm sure of it because I read it in an article on the internet.

Or they could have doped a few doughnuts. Bears LOVE doughnuts. No one was using their noodle that day.

Brian

Undertoad · 06-18-2004, 11:55 PM

They all know they can't administer medication unless there is a completed admission with a signed consent form, and the damn bear ate the pen.

Dagney · 06-19-2004, 01:02 AM

Actually, the bear has an HMO, and they're waiting for a referral and prior authorization.

wolf · 06-19-2004, 02:08 AM

I keep asking purchasing for one of those dart guns ... to use on patients.

dar512 · 06-19-2004, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianR
Or they could have doped a few doughnuts. Bears LOVE doughnuts. No one was using their noodle that day.

The cops thought of that, but didn't want to give up their doughnuts.

JK/NR

BrianR · 06-19-2004, 10:46 AM

GROAN!

I give up, you people are impossible! <grin>

xoxoxoBruce · 06-19-2004, 11:29 AM

Can't bear it, huh.

06-18-2004, 11:37 PM	#16
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Dude, it's a hospital fer goshsakes. They have stuff like that somewhere. I'm sure of it because I read it in an article on the internet. Or they could have doped a few doughnuts. Bears LOVE doughnuts. No one was using their noodle that day. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-19-2004, 01:02 AM	#18
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Actually, the bear has an HMO, and they're waiting for a referral and prior authorization. __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

06-19-2004, 02:08 AM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I keep asking purchasing for one of those dart guns ... to use on patients. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-19-2004, 10:46 AM	#21
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	GROAN! I give up, you people are impossible! <grin> __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

06-19-2004, 11:29 AM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Can't bear it, huh. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-18-2004, 11:55 PM	#17
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They all know they can't administer medication unless there is a completed admission with a signed consent form, and the damn bear ate the pen.

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