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Old 02-10-2018, 10:46 AM   #1291
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I wanted to trim my grapevines and roses today as the temp will be 75. A light(lol) rain front brought spring weather for a day. I just knew that I could get a hundred mile bike ride too.

I might get the ride if I can get the bike out without getting in the yard. A Harley is a fine machine, but light it is not. The front tire will float through the goop, but the rear digs in like a trench digger. I have stepped off the bike. No side stand. It stands straight up.

Speaking of bikes. Jim go to the other forum to Laurel Springs thread. Mebbe you can make it. I plan to ride my scooter instead of trailer cause its only 262 miles from me. They allow trailer queens so think about it please.

I feel for y'all that put up with the snow and ice. I lived in North Jersey and put up with it for 17yrs.

Here is my yard that I was going to run drop cords across.
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Old 02-18-2018, 10:34 AM   #1292
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I declare this is my thread. I mean I like pussy like most other men, but pussy will not rule my life. I have had my head stuck between a pair of legs many a time so I know what I am talking about.

A man can do most anything he wants if he can lick it and dick it. Beer in the fridge, Marlboro in the freezer. Ride the bike when he wants, talk to buddies at a bar come home and take care of business.

Guys when you come home does she get a peck of a kiss? Women want a kiss like when you first kissed her way long ago. Squeeze her butt too.

Poor Jim will be out in the yard this spring planting more flowers. I think someone else is doing all the work.

The point of this post is that this is Jims thread and he wanted me to talk through the cellar. But he don't talk back. Kinda like share our adventures in this thread.

So if he is not allowed back on his own thread then I hereby steal it. Now I need a picture. Hmm.

By the way Jim this post is all in jest. I just miss your posts. My heart bleeds for you. You ought to see the bloody thing.

Oh wait I have a pic of my son. Maybe he is a little tough.
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Old 02-19-2018, 10:13 AM   #1293
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If you want to talk to me, i'd prefer you text than post stalky comments on this forum or any public site like bookface or the HD forum. I don't know where you got the idea that i wanted you to talk to me through the cellar.

And if I don't reply to your text, that just means I'm busy or I don't feel like talking. I work 12+ hour days where I deal with the public all day, plus 16 salesmen, 5 managers, etc etc. Amanda works from home an has zero contact with live people. So when I get home, and on days off, she wants to talk. I'd rather you didn't make rude and graphic comments that infer that she is preventing me from amusing you.

You get me?
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Old 02-19-2018, 02:44 PM   #1294
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Old 02-19-2018, 05:37 PM   #1295
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If i had meant Fuck you, I'd have said it.

Now how bout you butt the fuck out.
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Old 02-20-2018, 12:29 AM   #1296
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Dude, relax your sphincter.

I thought you were just giving him shit. Guess I was wrong. Happens more and more...

Butting the fuck out.
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Old 02-20-2018, 12:31 AM   #1297
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It was done in the spirit of humor. Not sayin' it matters to you, just sayin'.
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Old 02-20-2018, 07:37 PM   #1298
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It was done in the spirit of humor. Not sayin' it matters to you, just sayin'.
Yes it was. Way back when Jim you said you thought we would talk through the cellar, but I texted anyway. My fault. I was just trying to get you to come by and say hello to not just me, but everyone else too.

I said this post is in jest next time I will spell it bigger. Oh northern humor.
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Old 04-17-2018, 06:55 PM   #1299
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:18 PM   #1300
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:21 PM   #1301
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Not butting the fuck in.
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Old 04-19-2018, 05:21 PM   #1302
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yer butt still sore I guess?
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Old 04-20-2018, 12:43 PM   #1303
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No, it's a hot dog now.
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Old 04-20-2018, 02:07 PM   #1304
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Good. Sorry I snapped at you.

hey. It's 4-20 and Super Troopers 2 is out!
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Old 04-21-2018, 03:13 PM   #1305
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Good. Sorry I snapped at you.
Meh. I'm sure I deserved it. At some point or another.
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