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06-24-2018, 10:44 PM | #1 |
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Farewell Paul Simon
Paul Simon‘s forthcoming farewell concert in Flushing Meadows Corona Park in Queens, New York, has a list of items not allowed...
WHAT NOT TO BRING Aerosol containers (including sunscreen) Air horns and/or megaphones Alcoholic beverages of any kind Animals (besides service animals) Any container of liquid other than 1 factory sealed bottle of water (1 Liter max) Any items that can be used as a means to disturb the peace, endanger the safety of others Bicycles (Note: Bicycles will not be permitted inside the venue gates. We will offer bike parking, please stay tuned for more information.) Cameras with detachable lenses Camping tents, canopies, or shade structures of any kind Chairs of any kind Coolers of any kind (besides those advanced for medical use) Drones or any other remote flying device Multi-use e-cigs Fake IDs Fireworks, sparklers, firecrackers, and/or incendiary or explosive devices of any kind Flags and/or flagpoles Focused light devices (including laser pointers) Outside food & beverage (besides one factory-sealed water bottle) Framed backpacks Glass containers of any kind Hammocks Hula Hoops Illegal or illicit substances of any kind Kites Large bags, purses, or backpacks (larger than 20″ x 15″ x 9″) Mace / pepper spray Marker pens or spray paint Musical instruments Professional audio recording equipment Tailgating, grilling, or audio recording equipment Scooters or personalized motorized vehicles Selfie sticks Skateboards, rollerblades, hoverboards Sleeping bags Sporting equipment (frisbees, footballs, whiffleballs, basketballs, soccer balls, etc.) Stickers Stuffed animals Totems Umbrellas Unauthorized vending or solicitation materials Walkie talkies Water guns, water balloons, or other water projectiles Weapons, knives, or firearms of any kind
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06-24-2018, 11:35 PM | #2 |
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No TOTEMS???!!!
That it. Farewell Paul Simon *indeedy*.
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06-25-2018, 03:06 PM | #3 |
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Well, I was gonna go, but I wanted to take my tuba and 32 track TASCAM sound board/recorder...
Already had the fork lift and truck rented, and everthang.
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06-25-2018, 06:24 PM | #4 |
I can hear my ears
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dammit bruce. I thought he'd carked it
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06-25-2018, 06:49 PM | #5 |
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06-25-2018, 09:43 PM | #6 |
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Me three.
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06-26-2018, 04:08 PM | #7 |
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Me four, but just for a second.
Do security people have to memorize the list? |
06-26-2018, 04:29 PM | #8 |
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Well, he probably will, sooner or later.
I mean, he probably has an opinion on something, so I'm sure he deserves it.
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06-28-2018, 11:38 AM | #9 |
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Would anyone, then, actually go? Who commissioned a fun-sucker to draw up such a list?
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06-28-2018, 12:01 PM | #10 |
I think this line's mostly filler.
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I wouldn't go, but it's not because the list exists, it's because of the reason the list exists - extreme crowds. Most of the things on the list are things that require more breathing room than the organizers apparently anticipate.
Plus recording equipment. Not a fan of banning good cameras, but I'm not surprised. I was puzzled about the walkie-talkies, thinking about parents and kids keeping in touch in the crowds. I guess someone probably got on security's channel and screwed with them at some point.
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06-28-2018, 12:51 PM | #11 |
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The kids have phones so don't need walkie talkies.
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07-06-2018, 05:34 AM | #12 | ||
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07-06-2018, 06:22 AM | #13 |
still says videotape
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Security is a great excuse to sell $8 water.
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07-06-2018, 07:22 AM | #14 | |
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She should have let her emotional support Bengal Tiger carry it.
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07-06-2018, 01:22 PM | #15 |
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Yeah, they wouldn't let her have bubbles, but I'm sure a tiger wouldn't have been noticed.
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