Merry Whatever!

busterb · 12-17-2007, 12:43 PM

Perhaps a re-thread?
Merry Whatever

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice, but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse society has helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party beneficiaries).

These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used herein without reference to its etymology.
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2007, however mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family.

Merry Whatever
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God · 12-17-2007, 04:28 PM

Merry Christmas BB.

What!? So sue me.

Drax · 12-17-2007, 05:13 PM

Well someone has a high opinion of him/her/itself.

Satan · 12-17-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax

Well someone has a high opinion of him/her/itself.

*sigh*

if you only knew

FlyingSpagMonster · 12-17-2007, 07:18 PM

I'd just like to wish you all pasta on earth and gemelli to all men.

LJ · 12-17-2007, 07:25 PM

Ramen to that, brother!

Drax · 12-17-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

*sigh*

if you only knew

We got 'em both ways, huh? Extreme North and Deep South.

Satan · 12-17-2007, 07:41 PM

yeah, but one is clearly better than the other

i think you can guess which one is which

monster · 12-17-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ's user title

]>o<[ <--look! a tie fighter! pweeer!

busterb · 12-21-2007, 03:02 AM

Bump. It's getting that time???

ZenGum · 12-21-2007, 09:08 AM

And a Merry Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa to you all!

And don't forget to Buy War Toys For Christmas!

busterb · 12-21-2007, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax

Well someone has a high opinion of him/her/itself.

Someone once had a Sig line,something, like "lord thank you for the patience I'm about to exercise." Who?
Drax, From the bottom of my redneck heart may I say fuck you.
Now you join the only other person , what ever, to enjoy my ignored list.

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2007, 09:58 AM

I think Drax was merely referring to God's post, directly above?

busterb · 12-21-2007, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I think Drax was merely referring to God's post, directly above?

Lady, if you really think you know what's going on in Drax's mind, you should possibly seek help. Please call 1-800-Damifino. Merry Whatever at "ya"

xoxoxoBruce · 12-21-2007, 07:06 PM

I got the same impression as Shawnee, but I could be wrong.... I was once in 1964.

Oh, and again in 1974.

12-17-2007, 12:43 PM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Merry Whatever! Perhaps a re-thread? Merry Whatever Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my wish for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, non-addictive, low stress, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, as well as the secular practices of your choice, but with full respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And further, please accept my wish for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contribution to our diverse society has helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, veteran status or sexual orientation of the wisher, wishee or their third party beneficiaries). These wishes are limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of approximately one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Use of the term "Holiday" herein is not intended to, nor shall it be considered to be, limited to Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, nor to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). In particular, the word "holiday" is used herein without reference to its etymology. Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable ab initio at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason. This greeting is freely transferable provided that there is no alteration to the original greeting text. Any transfer is to be at the risk of the transferor who, by making such transfer, thereby agrees to hold the wishee harmless from any and all adverse consequences resulting from such transfer. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually take any action or fail to take any action to implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where prohibited by law, custom or policy and is offered irrespective of any card, hard copy greeting or embarrassing self-indulgent letter summarizing achievements in 2007, however mendacious, which may or may not have been purveyed by myself or any member of my extended family. Merry Whatever ???? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-17-2007, 07:25 PM	#6
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	Ramen to that, brother! __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-21-2007, 03:02 AM	#10
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Bump. It's getting that time??? __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-21-2007, 09:08 AM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	And a Merry Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa to you all! And don't forget to Buy War Toys For Christmas! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-21-2007, 07:06 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I got the same impression as Shawnee, but I could be wrong.... I was once in 1964. Oh, and again in 1974. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-17-2007, 04:28 PM	#2
God Not half the God I used to be Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: everywhere but enjoy the Vets club best Posts: 120	Merry Christmas BB. What!? So sue me.

12-17-2007, 05:13 PM	#3
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Well someone has a high opinion of him/her/itself.

12-17-2007, 07:18 PM	#5
FlyingSpagMonster Needs two more letters for full user name Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2	I'd just like to wish you all pasta on earth and gemelli to all men.

12-17-2007, 07:41 PM	#8
Satan oh please Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: take one guess Posts: 8	yeah, but one is clearly better than the other i think you can guess which one is which

12-21-2007, 09:58 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think Drax was merely referring to God's post, directly above?

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