I'm a grandad! - Page 3

glatt · 02-06-2009, 09:20 AM

Awesome Rich! Congratulations.

footfootfoot · 02-06-2009, 09:57 AM

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

richlevy · 07-05-2009, 09:37 AM

Here's a picture of Nolan taken about a week ago when he was almost 5 months old.

kerosene · 07-05-2009, 09:41 AM

Wow! Now I really want to have another one.

richlevy · 07-05-2009, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case

Wow! Now I really want to have another one.

Well, I was going to post a picture of Nolan crying to remind you of the downside, but I just couldn't do it.

Here's another cute one.

Chocolatl · 07-05-2009, 09:58 AM

AAAGGHH! Adorable!

Sundae · 07-05-2009, 11:13 AM

Why babba, what big EYES you got!
All the better to control you with my dear....

Handsome chap.

02-06-2009, 09:57 AM	#32
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Oh, many, many years ago When I was twenty-three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life For my daughter was my mother 'Cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matter Though it really brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy This little baby then became A brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle Then that also made him brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter WHo of course is my step-mother Chorus I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so Oh, I'm my own grandpa My father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue Because although she is my wife She's my grandmother too Now if my wife is my grandmother Then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandma I am my own grandpa __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-05-2009, 09:37 AM	#33
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Here's a picture of Nolan taken about a week ago when he was almost 5 months old. Attached Images __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

02-06-2009, 09:20 AM	#31
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Awesome Rich! Congratulations.

07-05-2009, 09:41 AM	#34
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Wow! Now I really want to have another one.

07-05-2009, 09:58 AM	#36
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	AAAGGHH! Adorable!

07-05-2009, 11:13 AM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Why babba, what big EYES you got! All the better to control you with my dear.... Handsome chap.

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