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View Poll Results: Do You Fart When You Cum? | |||
Yes | 2 | 11.11% | |
No | 14 | 77.78% | |
Maby | 1 | 5.56% | |
Only when my partner is going down on me | 1 | 5.56% | |
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03-31-2010, 04:45 PM | #16 | |
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03-31-2010, 05:37 PM | #17 |
Radical Centrist
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But with a sudden down at the end, right?
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03-31-2010, 10:20 PM | #18 |
Snowflake
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What kind of a sick pervert are you?!
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
03-31-2010, 10:45 PM | #19 |
I hear them call the tide
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bass player?
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04-01-2010, 05:08 AM | #20 |
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04-01-2010, 06:18 AM | #21 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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I've posted this elsewhere (humour thread) recently, but it seems more appropriate here:
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04-25-2011, 08:33 PM | #22 | |
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good times.
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04-25-2011, 11:33 PM | #23 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Okay SG, you have severely traumatized my psyche with that post
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04-26-2011, 12:31 AM | #24 |
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waaaay back in the day, my g/f and i had gone to a local upscale fast food mexican restaurant called two pesos. well i always got the fajita tacos which notoriously gave me gaaawd awful burps. after we ate we went to her town home and got it on. afterwards we're laying nekkid in bed watching tv. i farted an sbd (silent but deadly) and then i burped about the time the smell was coming from under the sheets. she thought that was the burp. hell i'm laughing as i type this.....she pulled the covers up over her head and gave herself the dutch oven (in this case #1 on the definitions i never knew that a linen sheet could fly off the bed so fast! that is by far my number one funny fart story!!
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04-26-2011, 12:59 AM | #25 |
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I, too, am questionning your train of thought when you posted this thread.
Perhaps, it happened to you. So you ask around to see if you're alone in your misery and look for some comfort. Or, should I say cum-fart? As for the question, I wouldn't know. My whole being is otherwise engaged at that time.
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04-26-2011, 03:34 AM | #26 |
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isn't that called a "creampie"? just askin, i wouldn't know.....
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04-26-2011, 06:40 AM | #27 |
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04-26-2011, 06:51 AM | #28 |
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reading this thread has been totally worth the price of admission.
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04-26-2011, 01:31 PM | #29 |
polaroid of perfection
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I reread the shoe thread and I don't think I EVER wore the shoes I took a photo of. But I promised to carry on loving you, and see! I have!
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04-26-2011, 01:52 PM | #30 |
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@ OP:
No, I rarely have the chance to build up sufficient pressure. But thanks for asking. W T F ?!
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