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02-14-2004, 11:03 AM | #31 | ||
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Good one! there are so many possible twists on this.....
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02-14-2004, 11:08 AM | #32 |
I can hear my ears
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i like jujus' 1st one..
dude, shut the fuck up....no seriously..... i'll be using that for sure.
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02-14-2004, 12:27 PM | #33 | |
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02-14-2004, 12:52 PM | #34 |
lobber of scimitars
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Griff, since you're really close anyway ... move across the line into NY state.
That's about the baddest advice I can muster.
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02-14-2004, 04:49 PM | #35 | |
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I'll just add, using a dull and improper tool, trim your toenails painfully short and not straight across. |
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02-14-2004, 05:01 PM | #36 |
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No offense is meant towards anyone with a bachelors in art history. It's just one of those degrees that you can't do much with, like English...or psychology.
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02-14-2004, 05:03 PM | #37 |
lobber of scimitars
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Yes. I wholeheartly recommend a useful degree, like Geography and Planning.
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02-14-2004, 07:29 PM | #38 |
still says videotape
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Ladies and gentleman, whale penis for everyone! I fear that a few of these were already implemented in some form. Useless History degree, poor pedal hygeine, shaved head + beard, teachers union, tempory NY residency status, mid-coital conversation with father(s)-in-law, temp work,... I hope to soon implement my "dude, shut the fuck up" regimen. I won't buy a buffalo. Imma gonna get a murder of them, a veritible covey, I can taste the succulent wings now. I will not challenge stacey's russkie on any of that remarkable resume'.
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02-14-2004, 09:37 PM | #39 |
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My wife says to go into a bank with a toy gun, and shout, "BANG BANG BANG BANG!!" really loud.
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02-14-2004, 10:09 PM | #40 | |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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Just imagen a bunch of working class guys sitting at a bar "I am an elcetrition . What do you do ?" Next dude " Oh I'm a brick layer." Next dude " I'm a carpenter. " Next dude " I'm a plumer ." Honey dipper ( dude that drives the honey wagon) , "I SUCK SHIT ." And every body moves away from him there on the group "W" bench .
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02-15-2004, 09:18 PM | #41 | |
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02-15-2004, 10:30 PM | #42 |
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it....
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...and we were both jumping up and down, yelling "Kill, kill, KILL!"....and the sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall and said, "you're our boy."
I didn't feel too good about it....
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02-16-2004, 12:41 AM | #43 |
I can hear my ears
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now, when i saw that sidhe had replied to this thread, i was just as sure as i could have been, that her advice would have been for griff to set up his own forum.
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02-16-2004, 02:13 AM | #44 |
Excellent buyer!!! Fast payment!!!! A++++++++
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Make a ton of water balloons. Next, go to a public restroom and throw them over the stalls when you know someone is in them. Do not, in any circumstance, leave the restroom afterwards.
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02-16-2004, 02:18 AM | #45 |
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Then yell, "Whatchyou think of that, BITCH?? HAAAHHAHAHAH!!!".
Then wait and start the cycle all over again whenever someone else enters. |
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