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10-22-2012, 08:54 AM | #1 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Life's Lessons
Always wear clothes when jump starting a car
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
10-22-2012, 09:54 AM | #2 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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The wet bird never flies at night.
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10-22-2012, 10:58 AM | #3 |
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^ what the
In Philly they will ticket you for being parked and not having an up-to-date inspection sticker. Fuckers |
10-22-2012, 02:43 PM | #4 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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^ A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.
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10-22-2012, 02:45 PM | #5 |
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pssssst...the blue dog flies at midnight.
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10-22-2012, 02:47 PM | #6 |
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From a Jackie Vernon comedy routine.
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10-22-2012, 03:11 PM | #7 |
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based upon what i observed when a wet person lets the jumper cables hit their leg
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10-22-2012, 04:57 PM | #8 |
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The hungry rabbit jumps.
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10-23-2012, 07:35 PM | #9 |
I'm still a jerk
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Don't poke the bear
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10-23-2012, 08:37 PM | #10 |
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Your gut told you the truth 2 months ago.
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10-23-2012, 09:31 PM | #11 |
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Don't sleep in the subway.
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10-23-2012, 11:01 PM | #12 |
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when exerting force on a wrench, imagine where your knuckles will be a tenth of a second after the bolt wrings off.
protip--do this before the bolt wrings off.
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10-23-2012, 11:20 PM | #13 |
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Never bang the wrench with a hammer.
Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage. No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job.
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10-23-2012, 11:37 PM | #14 | |
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Quote:
spoken like a true impact wrench virgin.
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10-24-2012, 12:02 AM | #15 |
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Impact is more effective and safer than more strain.
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