How old is everyone on this forum? - Page 12

Trilby · 10-22-2005, 12:51 PM

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

Rock Steady · 10-22-2005, 05:05 PM

Ladies, you're so nice. When I was 24, I looked 12, now this is finally paying off.

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Originally Posted by wolf

PM me after a respectable interval following your wife's passing ...

This is a surprise; I didn't think you liked me very much. I'm glad that I've shown to be not such a bad guy after all.

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Damn straight! I like old guys! They are, on the whole, more forgiving. And, more likely to drive a great car.

But, RS, 50 is good, too. You could PRETEND you're an old man, right? Be kind and gentle and give me money for toys?

Actually, I can't pretend to be an old man. Someone at work said I was too hip to be a Vice President. I act like I'm 30 yo. I was the only one with VP or Chief title to sing at company Karaoke night. I listen to 21st century music and talk about it with my girlfriends at work. Glad I don't have gray hair or I'd look like a poser doing all that.

[139]With this, I finally have more posts as Rock Steady than as Gwennie! That took a lot longer than I thought.

elSicomoro · 10-22-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Steady

This is a surprise; I didn't think you liked me very much. I'm glad that I've shown to be not such a bad guy after all.

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies.

wolf · 10-22-2005, 05:33 PM

Sycamore has a point.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2005, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

I'll argue the can't be too thin.

Rock Steady · 10-22-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

You are a bad guy. Wolf is just desperate, and tired of sleeping with crazies.

So, she's like a black widow, makes love, then commits them?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-22-2005, 08:33 PM

Or vise versa.

Rock Steady · 10-22-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Or vise versa.

I guess that's part of the therapy.

Brett's Honey · 11-20-2005, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Els--a woman can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many sex toys, oui?

Speaking of toys, I went to my first "toys" party a few months ago. It was a BLAST!! The lady giving the party made even the shy girls feel comfortable, and after some drinks and jello shots, everyone loosened up and had a great time. Afterwards, when it was time for us to place our orders, she went into another room and had everyone come in one at a time so nobody would feel embarrassed about what they were ordering. After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....)
This particular one was called "Slumber Parties". They have a website. I highly recommend those parties for a fun girls night out!

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brett's Honey

(snip)After you placed your order she gave you a Q-tip with a warming gel that was supposed to give you an instant orgasm when applied to your clit. Most everyone took theirs into the bathroom and came out smiling and doing a little dance. (Don't remember what the name of it was....) (snip)

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

I blame Ashke for linking to this thread, i will now spend all day trying to find this stuff and not get any work done

[edit: coz I havent had my recommended caffeine intake yet]

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Ok - I SOOOOO need to know the name of this stuff????????

Well...I buy China Nympho Creme---is good!
The directions (on how to apply) alone will make you horny, baby, yeah!

And available via your friendly neighborhood Fun Party Rep.

footfootfoot · 11-05-2006, 05:05 PM

Do they make a China Satyr creme?

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 05:07 PM

I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I should of known!!, just known, to come to the knower-off-all-things hornbagster.

Chick, no offense, I like you, but--what does that mean?

Are you calling me on my refusal to wear chador?

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 05:14 PM

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