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Old 06-14-2005, 01:15 AM   #166
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wow, Jim never sucks up to Jinx like that. in the cellar anyway.
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:16 AM   #167
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So, I was talking about this thread to someone. Her response was, "sounding? you didn't know what that was, why didn't you just ask me?"

I explained that it was the wee hours of the morning when I saw it, and would have involved her if an answer hadn't presented itself.

Then we walked right across the border into TMI land.

She said, "I had it done for the first time on Friday Night."

She made a number of whoo-hoo type noises to indicate the extent to which she sees this as a "very good thing."
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Old 06-14-2005, 01:54 AM   #168
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i've seen, heard, done some pretty out there things, but i'm not even able to visualize what the hell we are talking about here. and that is unusual, because i can spend hours visualizing...
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:03 AM   #169
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Did someone say, SHARE!

Actually, I'm not going to squick you here. I'm too nice a guy for that.

But! You can go squick yourself and see sound sets, diagrams for use and info links here. . Warning! Might not be safe for work! You have been warned.
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Old 06-14-2005, 12:36 PM   #170
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Damn! Does no one just screw anymore? As like dog fashion, 69, in the car, in kitchen or where ever. I guess time has passed me by!
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Old 06-14-2005, 03:03 PM   #171
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Try the crook of your elbow...

Whoa... what has deviated from "sex" here? I'm finding all of this quite instructive. You're not twigged by RS's comments are you? I think it was a compliment.

NO, no...not twigged by comment. Was distracted while reading cellar at library. Must really only view/post on Sex thread from comfort of own home and not when at mercy of homeless people, crazies out on pass, etc. Must learn to read more closely, too. Computer to be fixed thursday by very cute man who came to my house today. Very, Very cute. Are home-computer fix-it guys the new "tv repairman"? If I nail him, I'll let ya know!!
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Old 06-14-2005, 04:56 PM   #172
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Then we walked right across the border into TMI land.
This is where I started laughing loud enough to draw attention to myself in the office...

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She said, "I had it done for the first time on Friday Night."
This is is just piling on...
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:00 PM   #173
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NO, no...not twigged by comment. Was distracted while reading cellar at library.
Ahh. Good.

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Computer to be fixed thursday by very cute man who came to my house today. Very, Very cute. Are home-computer fix-it guys the new "tv repairman"?


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If I nail him, I'll let ya know!!
This really happens? Not in my experience, and I've fixed a lot of stuff. Not me, not my friends (you excepted, of course), not any friends of friends, just the characters in a story. Some of which are more titillating than others.

But don't let my disbelief slow you down. Post away.
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:02 PM   #174
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i've seen, heard, done some pretty out there things, but i'm not even able to visualize what the hell we are talking about here. and that is unusual, because i can spend hours visualizing...
I doubt you want to know, really. My limited imagination is...saturated.

But if you ask again, I (and I imagine several other dwellars) would verbally illustrate.
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:04 PM   #175
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what you are forgetting bigV is that you are a guy. the likelihood of an attractive repair girl visiting you are pretty slim. the possibility of her willing to bump the headboard with you are next to nil.

whereas... Bri is a female. the repair dude is a male. if Bri wants to have him all she has to do is say something along the lines of, "wanna do it"? and faster than you can blink she'll have her fill of repairman.
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Old 06-14-2005, 05:05 PM   #176
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But if you ask again, I (and I imagine several other dwellars) would verbally illustrate.
no, i've got the "what". i'm more confused about the "why". and the "how", i guess - as in how is this considered pleasurable?
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Old 06-14-2005, 08:57 PM   #177
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...faster than you can blink she'll have her fill of repairman.
Bwah haha ha!
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Old 06-14-2005, 09:36 PM   #178
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Did Brianna just say "natch"?

That is so hot!

Be sure to use that on the reapir guy.

Lookout is right, btw.

Well, about this anyway.
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:19 AM   #179
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oh good lord jesus christ!
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:22 AM   #180
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If I nail him, I'll let ya know!!
do it! do it! you need some strange girl! oh, and take some pics for the ol' sex thread!
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