09-19-2011, 09:42 AM | #181 |
lobber of scimitars
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arrrr, they forgit them at the hideaway, just like you, matey.
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09-19-2011, 08:05 PM | #182 |
still says videotape
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So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his pants. Bar tender says, "Dude, what's with the wheel?" Pirates says, "Arggggh, its driving me nuts!"
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09-19-2012, 04:47 PM | #184 |
I hear them call the tide
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Why did the pirate go to the Aaaaapple store?
To get an iPatch!
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09-19-2012, 06:24 PM | #185 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Thanks, you just gave me a great joke for my neighborhood bar. They groaned, I laughed!
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09-19-2012, 06:25 PM | #186 |
I hear them call the tide
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mine's a bud.
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09-20-2012, 02:07 AM | #187 |
polaroid of perfection
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Missed it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well. Never mind.
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09-20-2012, 02:30 AM | #188 |
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I missed it to. I mistakenly talked like a wench all day yesterday.
A Kiwi wench at that, thanks to Ducks guide on how to talk Kiwi she posted on fb. was hilarious.
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09-20-2012, 08:43 AM | #189 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Obama didn't forget
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09-20-2012, 09:15 PM | #190 |
I hear them call the tide
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Yaaaaarbbut he took seven of our eight pieces and spent them on lice treatment for the scabby cabin boys
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09-21-2012, 10:55 AM | #191 |
To shreds, you say?
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oh cut and paste. I'm not on fb
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09-25-2012, 08:38 PM | #192 |
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missed it.
craaaap.
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09-19-2013, 02:29 PM | #193 |
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ARRGHHH! NOT THIS YEAR, MATIES!
MORE RUM!
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09-19-2013, 03:00 PM | #194 |
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09-19-2013, 07:41 PM | #195 |
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Shit, I looked like the fuck out of a pirate today.
Completely forgot about the talking-like part.
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