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Old 04-26-2006, 07:10 PM   #211
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...gay sex is biologically useless...
That's a pretty broad claim; I doubt you know all the "biological uses" of various kinds of behavior. Certainly a PhD Bio wouldn't make such an assertion.

How about "Gay sex doesn't result in pregnancy", I might buy that one.
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:13 PM   #212
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Little Johnny reaches the grade where it's time for sex ed classes.

Are you going to insist that he be taught gay sex in addition to normal biology? You do know what I mean by normal so don't be dense.

LOL! You do know that sex ed doesn't actually teach you HOW to have sex, right? It simply describes the differences in the male and female body, the reproductive organs as well as ways to prevent pregnancy and STD's. This has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation.

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Old 04-26-2006, 07:20 PM   #213
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LOL! You do know that sex ed doesn't actually teach you HOW to have sex, right?
I still don't think jordon has ever been a parent...he seems pretty clueless about it. He's certainly silent about it. I think the whole "parental rights" thing was just an excuse for some verbal queer bashing.

"You no playa da game, you no maka da rules."
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:20 PM   #214
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LOL! You do know that sex ed doesn't actually teach you HOW to have sex, right?
Someone who fears and therefore cannot answer three simple 'softball' questions, would then actually know what is taught in sex education? A complete surprise would be if Jordon provided an intelligible answer.
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:21 PM   #215
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The horse isn't dead just because you didn't like the way the debate was going. And you've made it clear you wouldn't know "normal" if it bit you on the ass.
If it will make you feel less abnormal, you may bite my ass. Be gentle.

I'm quite satisfied with the way the debate went. You all showed your true colors vibrantly. Most of your should have restraining orders keeping you a safe distance from schoolyards. Even being a Pagan, with a huge axe to grind against Christians, the level of your hatred toward them is pretty vile, and yet you all talk of love like you own the word. Hypocrites, all.
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:23 PM   #216
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I still don't think jordon has ever been a parent...he seems pretty clueless about it. He's certainly silent about it. I think the whole "parental rights" thing was just an excuse for some verbal queer bashing.

"You no playa da game, you no maka da rules."
Oh, but I do make the rules. It's called voting; and there are millions of folks who vote just like I do, as we've recently seen.
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Old 04-26-2006, 07:52 PM   #217
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That's a pretty broad claim; I doubt you know all the "biological uses" of various kinds of behavior. Certainly a PhD Bio wouldn't make such an assertion.

How about "Gay sex doesn't result in pregnancy", I might buy that one.
Okay, you're right, I worded it bad, but I was on a hurry to get out the door on time. That is what I meant, yeah. Doesn't result in pregancy. And it is true, it isn't exactly a class on how to have sex, in a class on how sex works, biologically speaking.
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:10 PM   #218
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Oh, but I do make the rules. It's called voting; and there are millions of folks who vote just like I do, as we've recently seen.
Yeah, there's a lot of voters out there...so it's "we" who make the rules, not "I". One person doesn't make the rules, which is kind of the whole point.

You can claim to be pagan if you like...lots of people do: from wiccans to Nazi mystics and everything inbetween. You might want to think about both the Rede and the Threefold Law, and how they apply to your little adventure here.
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Old 04-27-2006, 06:59 AM   #219
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Yeah, there's a lot of voters out there...so it's "we" who make the rules, not "I". One person doesn't make the rules, which is kind of the whole point.

You can claim to be pagan if you like...lots of people do: from wiccans to Nazi mystics and everything inbetween. You might want to think about both the Rede and the Threefold Law, and how they apply to your little adventure here.
Maybe you should. I'm not the one bent on peddling homosexuality to seven year olds.

I see all the bravos here are afraid to tackle the question of gay sex ed in school. I figured as much.
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Old 04-27-2006, 07:09 AM   #220
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It's pointless to address the question since you desperately avoided the critical points in the previous question.
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Old 04-27-2006, 08:08 AM   #221
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It's funny Jordon and Noodle.... school aside, for those of us who are not paranoid of cooties and have gay friends what do you think we tell our kids?
Or better yet, what do you think those of us who are/were teachers tell/told kids who just ask us about Jenny or John's same sex parents who drop him or her off at school or participate with activities?
This is just a way of telling the whole class the same thing... it ain't hard guys. This is life, you can't sterilize it or segregate your kids from it, they are just going to find out you have issues.
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Old 04-27-2006, 08:19 AM   #222
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Maybe you should. I'm not the one bent on peddling homosexuality to seven year olds.
There's a difference between "peddling" and admitting that something exists. It's pointless to "peddle" homosexuality; people's orientation is what it is.

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I see all the bravos here are afraid to tackle the question of gay sex ed in school. I figured as much.
Several of us did. You ignored it, as apparently you do everything you can't deal with.

It's not a winning life strategy. As you should be discovering.

But maybe you're ignoring that too...

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Old 04-27-2006, 09:16 AM   #223
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Several of us did.
I see. So the consensus is that Johnny should be learning fellatio and sodomy right along with normal sex in sex ed? Should little Sally be learning the ins and outs of choosing just the right strap-on? Frankly, and I tell you this all all confidence, I'm skeptical. Someone please tell me I'm wrong about this.

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Old 04-27-2006, 09:22 AM   #224
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Oh fercryingoutloud

ONCE again, sex ed in schools is not HOW to have sex, therefore "gay sex ed" is only something made up in Jordan's mind. Can you just see sex ed the way Jordan imagines it to be?

WARNING: THIS IS A PARODY (in case you actually don't have a clue)

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"Welcome to sexual education Fourth-graders! Today we are learning about heretosexual relations. First little Suzie and Joey get naked. Then they kiss and touch each other. This is called foreplay. Finally, little Joey inserts his long, hard penis into Suzie's wet vagina. He slides in and out until an orgasm or two is achieved. An orgasm, boys and girls, is when Joey's penis spits out semen and Suzy's vagina clenches. This semen then swims to little Suzy's egg and joins with it. And this, children, is where babies come from.

Tomorrow, we will be learning about gay sex. This is where two little Johnny's or two little Marie's play with each other but they can't make babies like Joey and Suzie.

Thank you all for coming and don't forget your backpacks."
If this was, in fact, what sex ed in schools was like, don't you think parents would have a hell of a lot more to worry about than "gay sex ed"?

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Old 04-27-2006, 09:27 AM   #225
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Sex Ed usually consists more of "DON'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE THESE ARE ALL THE DISEASES YOU CAN GET AND IF YOU HAVE SEX USE A CONDOM AND BE CAREFUL!!11!!one!!11!1!11!!eleven"
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