06-16-2005, 07:12 PM | #226 | |
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06-17-2005, 12:45 AM | #227 |
changed his status to single
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BWAAAAA hahahahahahaaaaahaaa*snort*hahahaa
ha ha. thanks BigV - that one really struck me as funny.
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06-17-2005, 01:02 AM | #228 |
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2.
Closer to a 1.5. Probably actually a 1.
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06-17-2005, 01:05 AM | #229 | |
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06-17-2005, 05:38 AM | #230 |
halve your cake and eat it too.
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thanks Jag and ... yeah... *sigh* early morning spoons.. the sad thing is that this is the second longest I've gone without a relationship since I've turned 21, no. not tooting any horns, it's just odd.. although I have gotten to catch up on my reading, guitarplaying and useless internet stuff .
...but the actual genitalia to be wholly revolting. They are gooey and smelly and gross. what?.. oh dear.. no no no.. female genitalia is yummy! then again maybe you got a bad version (they are out there! trust me!) then again that's one of those personal things, either you like it or you don't. (more for me mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
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06-18-2005, 03:17 AM | #231 | |
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I would have to fall around a 4 or 5. The female body is just wonderful... not smelly or gross. But the best orgasams I have ever had have been with men. It is almost the female is foreplay and the man is the main attraction... But I definitely think that the female form is the prettier one. Men usually don't have the grace and flow that the female shape has. |
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06-18-2005, 08:40 PM | #232 | |
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I stand corrected, Zippyt. What do us city slickers know anyhow?
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06-19-2005, 01:50 PM | #233 |
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hello, i'm new here can someone summarize? thanks
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06-19-2005, 02:30 PM | #234 |
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no, but you can read and do so yourself, for yourself. I hear it's quite a simple process.
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06-19-2005, 08:18 PM | #235 |
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simple schmimple. it's 16 pages. I'll bug off this one then.
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06-19-2005, 08:37 PM | #236 | |
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The Cliff Notes Version is that the men like females and the women like males. Also, they like members to choose a gender and stay with it.
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06-19-2005, 09:19 PM | #237 |
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Wait, wait, I have a summary.
You put your left hand in, you pull your left hand out, you put your left hand in, and you shake it all about.... Oh, wait. That's the hokey pokey. What do you do to summarize for one who does the "I getta no pokey"? Dude, we're not your tutors, we're not your interpreters, and we're surely not your entertainment staff. The cruise purser is not Gopher and Doc isn't the ship physician. This cruise you gotta plan yourself. (And really, 17 pages is NOT a lot of reading....)
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06-19-2005, 10:31 PM | #238 |
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[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in .....
kinda like 'reverse missionary' thought of it one day while we were doing the whole doggy style thing, and I was feeling too lazy to stand up.. (yeah not too lazy to participate in recreational procreation'.. of course) legs tucked together, from behind.. yowch! talk about rodeo sex! (without the sister thing) oh crap! there's a whole 'nother thread in there.. the dirty sanchez, laughing dragon.. dolphin girl etc. bad humour.. by the by did that post go away? I was getting ready to bust out with my amputee jokes! okay, I don't mean this to sound arrogant or anything, but have any of you had a problem with bruising someones cervix? or having been bruised there? like I said sorry, just curious... then this kinda leads on to female ejaculation... gurk too many thoughts at once.. must drink beer!
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06-20-2005, 11:30 AM | #240 | |
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