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Happy 176th Birthday Mark Twain!
Wit and Humor--if any difference it is in duration--lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, brief, and can do damage--the other fools along and enjoys the elaboration. --Mark Twain's Notebook This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there! --Letter to J. H. Twichell, 1/29/1901 It is our nature to conform; it is a force which not many can successfully resist. What is its seat? The inborn requirement of self-approval. --"Corn Pone Opinions" Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane... --quoted in Isabel Lyon's Journal, 2/15/1906 |
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11-30-2011, 04:48 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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I been away for a minute...Happy Birthday UT!!
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12-13-2011, 05:42 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Dang! I missed it! Happy birthday, Shel!
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12-13-2011, 06:03 PM
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Shel spilled it. It was his birthday yesterday, so....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHELDON!!! 
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12-13-2011, 06:32 PM
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51 years! Some of them good! :-)
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12-26-2011, 02:09 PM
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I woke this morning...
.. and found out that like every year since I was born it's my birthday. The 43rd one so far... I don't feel like it. And it was real fun this morning at my new job when a very charming girl told me she thought I was only 30 maybe 32... ...and then realized that her own father was younger than me.
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12-26-2011, 03:54 PM
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Happy Birthday, GunMaster!
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12-27-2011, 02:12 PM
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Happy Birthday Gunmaster!!
May all your guns be shiny and bright! 
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-09-2012, 07:22 AM
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Happy Birthday wolf!
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01-09-2012, 07:24 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Wolf!!!
have a great birthday!!! :cupcake here:
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-09-2012, 07:31 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Birfday bumps Wolfy!
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01-09-2012, 07:39 AM
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a beautiful fool
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HAPPY BiRtHdAy!! vOLPE!
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01-09-2012, 07:48 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Have a great B-day Wolf!
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