The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 169

footfootfoot · 12-20-2006, 02:34 PM

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John · 12-20-2006, 06:32 PM

The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

That being said,

Elspode · 12-20-2006, 10:25 PM

The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.

zippyt · 12-20-2006, 10:43 PM

MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!!

12-21-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.

Second.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

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There is wrong, and then there is wonderful.

wolf · 12-21-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!!

If you deep fry them, the hair comes right off.

Griff · 12-21-2006, 06:31 AM

A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.

BigV · 12-21-2006, 10:19 AM

It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.

wolf · 12-21-2006, 11:14 AM

One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.

LabRat · 12-21-2006, 11:55 AM

WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

No, he's

:::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound:::

wolf · 12-21-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

Depends on how you look at it.

He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though.

Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.

glatt · 12-21-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.

Umm, Butcher?

zippyt · 12-21-2006, 04:16 PM

Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!

Special sauce indeed !!!!

Shawnee123 · 12-21-2006, 04:20 PM

Barber?

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12-20-2006, 10:25 PM	#2523
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12-20-2006, 10:43 PM	#2524
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12-21-2006, 06:31 AM	#2527
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12-21-2006, 10:19 AM	#2528
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12-20-2006, 06:32 PM	#2522
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/ That being said,

12-21-2006, 11:14 AM	#2529
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12-21-2006, 11:55 AM	#2530
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12-21-2006, 04:16 PM	#2534
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12-21-2006, 04:20 PM	#2535
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