Seriously, do you believe in guardian angels? - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2008, 01:31 PM

Having no way to prove or disprove an afterlife, I think it wiser to just wait and see. This life should keep everyone busy enough anyway.

The only thing I'm sure of is shit happens, some good, some bad, that can't be explained.

sweetwater · 07-04-2008, 03:20 PM

I just refuse to believe that my parents made the two-backed beast and created my life, so I therefore cannot accept that the death of a bunch of tiny little cells can end it. I'm immortal... but braced for a nasty surprise. That's no reason for angels to swarm me like benevolent gnats. They should hang around someone else, or chip in for gas and rent.

footfootfoot · 07-06-2008, 10:12 PM

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If not guardian angels, people that have passed on lending help to earthbound mortals that they loved

You mean, like ceiling cat?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2008, 02:29 AM

That's right, all your fore-bearers watch you masturbate.

Shawnee123 · 07-07-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That's right, all your fore-bearers watch you masturbate.

Grandma? Wait! I can explain!

Troubleshooter · 07-07-2008, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

...The only thing I'm sure of is shit happens, some good, some bad, that can't be explained.

"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."

-- Marcus to Franklin in Babylon 5:"A Late Delivery from Avalon"

07-04-2008, 01:31 PM	#16
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Having no way to prove or disprove an afterlife, I think it wiser to just wait and see. This life should keep everyone busy enough anyway. The only thing I'm sure of is shit happens, some good, some bad, that can't be explained. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-04-2008, 03:20 PM	#17
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I just refuse to believe that my parents made the two-backed beast and created my life, so I therefore cannot accept that the death of a bunch of tiny little cells can end it. I'm immortal... but braced for a nasty surprise. That's no reason for angels to swarm me like benevolent gnats. They should hang around someone else, or chip in for gas and rent. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

07-07-2008, 02:29 AM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's right, all your fore-bearers watch you masturbate. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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