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Old 12-09-2004, 08:51 AM   #16
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I've got 2 possibilities. One is a technicality, and the other is for sure.

When I was 15 and there was a girl who was going to be 14 in a few days. We made out, and did everything but sex and then she said no, but later changed her mind and said it was ok, so I put the end of it in, an she screamed and said it hurt and we didn't continue. I don't think this counts.

If that doesn't count, I was 17 and had just broken up with a girl and was pretty bummed out so I went to the Sadie Hawkins dance alone, and met a punk rock girl named Souxie (She was 15 but had been around) with very very short bright orange hair, and we hit it off. My friend Bob Neal (Yes, that's his real name) was there with a girl so the 4 of us left and parked somewhere. She was all over me, but Bob couldn't close the deal so he dropped off his girlfriend and told me to borrow the car.

This was in Henderson, Nevada and we were in the middle of the empty and quiet desert. She was undressing me, and before I knew it I almost fell in. She was screaming and the truck was rocking and making noise. There was a tire in the back slamming around, and dogs where barking and howling. My friend heard the whole thing and when the two of us got back to his house to drop off the truck (only a block away of empty desert), it took everything he had not to laugh out loud.

The funny part is they had some kind of conga line at the dance or something and someone got a photo of me and this girl and put it in the year book. I lost it on a one night stand with a freaky, slutty punk rock chick and it's in the yearbook for all to see.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:04 AM   #17
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funny, i can see his face, and the ford ranger that he drove, but for the life of me his name is missing... actually, not funny, sad. now it's going to bug me till i think of his damn name.

16, in the basement of a friends house. Don't remember how old he was, 19,20? maybe. He REALLY reminded me a my 1st true love, Dave, (remember him too often ) It was quick, painful and pretty much didn't hear from him again. (now that i've had 'real' sex i can say that it was HORRIBLE) He knew I was a virgin, I think that was a challenge for him, and because he reminded me of Dave, I let him talk me into it.

[sarcasm]please someone post another good story so i can feel even worse about this
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:09 AM   #18
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I was 21. So was she. In her dorm room. We had been kind of dating for a month or so. Shortly afterwards, her ex-boyfriend came back from studying abroad. She got all "confused" and ended up leaving me for him. They are married now, I think.

I went on to much better things.
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:58 AM   #19
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When: Once it was done, no need to worry about it any more. I don't remember the day.

Who: None of your business.

Where: A bedroom.

Why: Does anyone NEED a reason?

How: Had sex. Is there some other way to do it?
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:57 PM   #20
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Well, there goes the last vestige of my rock musician fantasy...
yeah, you should keep in mind that I'm not a real rock star. I just play on one TV, radio, and film. And cash the checks like one. But I never did drugs, never slept around, never did any of the "extra curricular activities" that make up the rock star life.

It's all about the music, man.

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Old 12-09-2004, 06:20 PM   #21
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i'm hoping for tonight, everyone keep their fingers crossed.
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:28 PM   #22
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Nope, sorry, I'm just not ready yet.
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:37 PM   #23
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I was 16, she was the same. It happened on the floor of a multi-storey car park in a frenzy of body parts. I saw her again a few years back. She looked right scruffy..
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Old 12-09-2004, 07:08 PM   #24
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i'm hoping for tonight, everyone keep their fingers crossed.
Good luck Lookout! Hope ya score, and happy holidays!
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Old 12-09-2004, 11:16 PM   #25
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Nope, sorry, I'm just not ready yet.
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Old 12-10-2004, 06:07 PM   #26
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I was 13 she was 16 , drunk at a party , she took pitty on me , we had quick fun !!!!
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Old 12-10-2004, 07:03 PM   #27
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15 (almost 16). was with the guy for 2 years all up, but it was Painful, regret it and i hate him!!
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:01 AM   #28
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Go ahead SM! Not exactly the same story here but close.
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Old 12-11-2004, 12:12 AM   #29
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oddly enough, my first was rather similiar to radars.. kinda... well.. I was 14 and went to the 'punk rock' club that used to be downtown... i was slam dancing away to red hammer and the iguanas.. next thing i know some girl starts talking to me.. eventually she says 'hey come outside with me for a minute' well... we get out back, she well... takes advantage of me... much to my suprise... and well.. I never saw her again.. the whole thing left me a little... well... put off by the whole sex thing, although a couple of years later..well... heh... it really started making sense again...
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:12 AM   #30
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15, Roy, at his house and his dad caught us. I couldn't have been more embarrassed. And I didn't even have a good time. Sheesh.
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