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04-02-2009, 03:30 PM | #16 | |
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04-02-2009, 10:44 PM | #17 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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A day late, but my biology professor pulled one off today. He handed out a pop quiz, which is normal for him. Then we all sat there with our jaws hanging to the floor because all the questions were ridiculous chemical equations, somewhat relating to what we are learning but much much more in-depth and complicated. He let this go on for about a min or so before he said "Not really. That's all senior level chemistry major questions." Sneaky sneaky!
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04-03-2009, 06:09 AM | #18 |
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I'm pulling a few tricks today, because nobody will be expecting anything.
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04-03-2009, 11:22 AM | #19 |
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04-03-2009, 12:05 PM | #20 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Especially fear.
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04-03-2009, 12:09 PM | #21 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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I always thought a good trick was all about the sex.
Did I say that out loud?
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04-03-2009, 04:51 PM | #22 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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Ha! Good one Sheldon! LOL!
I hope you notified them of the joke before your desk got taken....Though after is good though too....
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04-03-2009, 06:05 PM | #23 |
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April Fool's jokes are almost always very mean.
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04-03-2009, 09:00 PM | #24 |
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You need to mix with different sorts of folk, Cloud!
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04-04-2009, 07:22 PM | #25 |
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I said the condom broke....positive results. It scared her but she thought it was funny.
Later that day, she told me her friend's boyfriend called her (friend) saying he tested positive for HIV. Not so positive results....
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