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Old 04-02-2009, 03:30 PM   #16
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First thing my son (6 years old) did this morning was trick me.

"What are those blue flashing lights out the window?"
Nice. Very subtle, yet he knew it was something that would get a grownup's attention... you better watch him when he gets older, he's a devious one.
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Old 04-02-2009, 10:44 PM   #17
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A day late, but my biology professor pulled one off today. He handed out a pop quiz, which is normal for him. Then we all sat there with our jaws hanging to the floor because all the questions were ridiculous chemical equations, somewhat relating to what we are learning but much much more in-depth and complicated. He let this go on for about a min or so before he said "Not really. That's all senior level chemistry major questions." Sneaky sneaky!
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:09 AM   #18
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I'm pulling a few tricks today, because nobody will be expecting anything.
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:22 AM   #19
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I'm pulling a few tricks today, because nobody will be expecting anything.
Remember the key element to a good trick is surprise and fear.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:05 PM   #20
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Remember the key element to a good trick is surprise and fear.
Especially fear.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:09 PM   #21
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I always thought a good trick was all about the sex.

Did I say that out loud?
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Old 04-03-2009, 04:51 PM   #22
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Ha! Good one Sheldon! LOL!

I hope you notified them of the joke before your desk got taken....Though after is good though too....
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Old 04-03-2009, 06:05 PM   #23
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April Fool's jokes are almost always very mean.
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Old 04-03-2009, 09:00 PM   #24
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You need to mix with different sorts of folk, Cloud!
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:22 PM   #25
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I said the condom broke....positive results. It scared her but she thought it was funny.

Later that day, she told me her friend's boyfriend called her (friend) saying he tested positive for HIV. Not so positive results....
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