9/16/2005: Tiger mates with lioness - Page 2

Clodfobble · 09-16-2005, 01:51 PM

Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.

wolf · 09-16-2005, 01:54 PM

Aren't humans the only creatures that do it for recreation as well as biological imperative?

Oh, and unlike, say, preying mantises, we don't kill our mates. Evolution has given us opposable thumbs and divorce attorneys.

Clodfobble · 09-16-2005, 02:01 PM

I thought dolphins did it for recreation too.

jinx · 09-16-2005, 02:04 PM

And bonobos.

dar512 · 09-16-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

She's just lyin' there.

Nice one, Clod.

glatt · 09-16-2005, 03:21 PM

Well, plenty of male animals will lick thier balls or jerk off. It's not sex, but it's similar. They probably do it for fun.

barefoot serpent · 09-16-2005, 03:40 PM

At least no kittens will be harmed in the making of this thread.

melidasaur · 09-16-2005, 03:46 PM

So are tigons bred for their skills in magic?

Elspode · 09-16-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Depends ... is she Hispanic?

(the actual answer is that it would produce a .45 caliber divorce, courtesy of Mrs. Elspode)

No...I'd be bludgeoned to death in my sleep with a guitar, most likely. Frankly, with the way I snore, I'm sort of surprised this hasn't happened anyway.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2005, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.

At least she's not having a sandwich or doing her nails.

BigV · 09-16-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.

Just lyin' (heh) there NOT RAKING HIS BALLS WITH HER CLAWS OR CRUSHING HIS WINDPIPE WITH HER JAWS. I reckon he's getting all the help he wants.

hehehe claws and jaws, the next discovery channel tease...

jinx · 09-16-2005, 05:24 PM

wow

seakdivers · 09-16-2005, 06:03 PM

Gawd - could you imagine cleaning that cat's litter box?!

BigV · 09-16-2005, 06:09 PM

Eeewwww. Picking out the crushed skulls, the rattly slinky of a spine, the awkward femurs with their sharp jagged ends gnawed off... Yeah, that's just gross.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2005, 06:16 PM

And bells that smell like pepper spray.

09-16-2005, 01:54 PM	#17
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Aren't humans the only creatures that do it for recreation as well as biological imperative? Oh, and unlike, say, preying mantises, we don't kill our mates. Evolution has given us opposable thumbs and divorce attorneys. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	And bonobos. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Eeewwww. Picking out the crushed skulls, the rattly slinky of a spine, the awkward femurs with their sharp jagged ends gnawed off... Yeah, that's just gross. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-16-2005, 01:51 PM	#16
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Look at the lioness' back legs, all casually splayed out to the side. Man, she's not even helping him out at all. She's just lyin' there.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I thought dolphins did it for recreation too.

09-16-2005, 03:21 PM	#21
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well, plenty of male animals will lick thier balls or jerk off. It's not sex, but it's similar. They probably do it for fun.

09-16-2005, 03:40 PM	#22
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	At least no kittens will be harmed in the making of this thread.

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seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Gawd - could you imagine cleaning that cat's litter box?!

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