04-17-2013, 08:07 PM | #16 |
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I had an interview at their HQ (Champaign, IL) for a corporate job some time ago...worst interview ever: group interview with 3 other people, feel-good interviewer guy, awful questions.
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04-19-2013, 12:45 PM | #17 | |
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Also, why would you have a sandwich delivered to your home at all? Warm, cold, or otherwise. Oh, I don't know, no car, no meat, no bread? Perhaps they stack meat better than you. Maybe I'm screwing the chick that works there. Maybe I'm snaking on some other chick by having stacked meat delivered to her. Some chicks are impressed by stacks of meat. Maybe I like rye, but, not enough to buy a whole loaf. You can get toasted bread, maybe my toaster is broken. Their cheese might be stinkier than mine. Or yours. Cold sammiches get warm (to an extent) all by themselves. Just wait a minute. All kinds of reasons, is really what I'm after here.
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04-19-2013, 12:46 PM | #18 |
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Mmmmm...warm pop. ETA: Ooh, oohooh...You could take a bite of cold sammich, and wash it down with warm pop. Prollum solved. Hee!
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04-19-2013, 12:59 PM | #19 |
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Subway will give you a hot sammich! But I will admit I am not like Joey Tribbiani whose favorite food is sandwich. I don't mind warm pop. Or warm beer. And: No human being could stack meat like that! [/Peter Venkman] |
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This is just a silly little advert for chewing gum that made me smile:
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And this is an ad for IKEA that I think is really well done:
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04-19-2013, 01:15 PM | #22 |
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hah I like that.
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04-19-2013, 02:49 PM | #24 |
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Fuck Subway and Jimmy John's and their shitty overpriced sandwiches.
But I'm a hypocrite on this one...I like Quizno's, though they're overpriced too. I prefer locally made though, like Adriana's or Amighetti's in St. Louis... |
04-19-2013, 02:55 PM | #25 |
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Hmmmmmm.
I was looking at this thread from my phone last night and I swear either jim or foot was saying that their dad would say that scatalogical humor is not funny (re: the K-mart commercial) and I was laughing because that's true but once that woman said she shipped her drawers, just her face, her delivery, I busted out. But posting from my phone sometimes works and sometimes doesn't. When it doesn't, the blinky line that tells you where you are typing moves on its own, and you end up typing in between words you've already typed. Anyway, today: no reply like that AT ALL. And no deleted post. Hmmmm. Unless.... If you post undercover and then delete can people see there was a post there? Or did I totally dream that post, and my attempt to reply to that post????????? |
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Yeah, I didn't see it in this thread.... Heard it on the radio that morning....
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I love the AT&T commercials with the kids. My friend says this kid reminds her of me.
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