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04-19-2008, 10:23 PM
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I can hear my ears
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so the wife ( who had been pimped out) comes back to the husband's car and says....'quick, give me a hundred dollars'!
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04-19-2008, 10:27 PM
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I can hear my ears
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the proctologist goes to the bank to cash his paycheck.
at the counter, he reaches into his shirt pocket to get his pen and endorse it, and comes out with a rectal thermometer instead. he looks at it, grimaces, and says: oh, would you look at that, Quote:
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 04-19-2008 at 11:17 PM. Reason: tense correction |
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04-19-2008, 11:03 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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04-20-2008, 12:21 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.
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04-20-2008, 07:11 AM
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Radical Centrist
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That only took 4 1/2 years.
"It's got the same centerfold as the regular edition, but you have to pull it out at just the right moment." |
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04-20-2008, 01:22 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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haha A horse walk in the bar so I've asked myself. Why is she beautiful? It is a mystery. |
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04-20-2008, 02:05 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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04-20-2008, 05:54 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Ha, ha vicar, been hunting rabbits again?
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04-20-2008, 07:57 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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patio furniture
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04-21-2008, 10:04 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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"probably wasn't the same elephant."
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04-21-2008, 10:19 AM
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Constitutional Scholar
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Here are some of my favorite punchlines. They are almost a joke in themselves. I do know these classic jokes.
"Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong's Balls!" "Nurse, what are you doing?!? I said prick his boil!" "Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here"
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