"Caught by Mom, Masturbating" NSFW - Page 2

Clodfobble · 08-13-2005, 10:54 AM

I know, you weren't the right age when it came out. 1992 was such a good year for adolescent humor.

Elspode · 08-13-2005, 12:47 PM

When did The Cellar get to be a trolling zone for BDSM?

Happy Monkey · 08-13-2005, 01:09 PM

When wasn't it?

SteveDallas · 08-13-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

When did The Cellar get to be a trolling zone for BDSM?

Were there other examples that I missed?

richlevy · 08-13-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Were there other examples that I missed?

You've obviously missed the subtext in Urbane Guerilla's posts. :p

Bullitt · 08-13-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Were there other examples that I missed?

"That's it, ball gags for everyone!" ring a bell?

SteveDallas · 08-14-2005, 10:06 AM

Obviously.

Troubleshooter · 08-15-2005, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bullitt

"That's it, ball gags for everyone!" ring a bell?

Hey, you leave my tagline out of this!

capnhowdy · 08-15-2005, 02:15 PM

masturbation?.....well I never...........
wierd tales on that site.
How does one "stumble" across sites like this?

My little brother told on my older brother one morning at the breakfast table. He even included the spitting in your hand part. The room was filled with a scary silence until the housekeeper exploded with hysterical laughter. Then it was dropped instantly and never mentioned again. My mom did, however, confiscate the Playboy mags Bro had stashed.

BrianR · 08-16-2005, 09:33 AM

Cap'n, you said the operative word..."stumble".

Some folks have discovered the joys of the StumbleUpon plugin for the Mozilla Firefox web browser.

Basically, it allows you to channel surf the web, hitting more or less random web pages that other people have liked enough to add it to the database. You preselect categories when you register (free, no spam) and create an account. This likely came from the humor category. Sometimes you find some interesting things there. and sometimes I also Stumble across something dumb like a Google search page.

The worst side effects are loss of sleep and a huge bookmark file.

Brian

cowhead · 08-16-2005, 07:04 PM

I have nothing for this one.. other than.. I liked the story.. and uh.. hubba hubba (yeah I know there are a few kinks in there).. beyond that.. you don't want to know

eiffelenator · 08-16-2005, 08:10 PM

Terrible, thought I got caught one time but she didn't see. Oh man...woulda been bad.

BrianR · 08-17-2005, 08:08 AM

I never got caught per se but I came close one time getting a BJ.

We were up in my room (door open) while our respective parents were outside socializing. One thing led to another and I wound up with my zipper down and...well you get the idea. I heard the distinctive creak of the top step and knew I would have less than five seconds until we were discovered. I could not stuff it back in that fast so I thought fast, grabbed her and sat her on my lap.

Mom peeked in to tell us that the food was ready and gave us the strangest look...she was bright red and giggling like mad sitting on my lap! She never found out exactly why though

Brian

mrnoodle · 08-17-2005, 09:25 AM

I was cheerfully wanking away one evening (at about age 14 - it was a newly discovered thing) when I discovered that just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean no one can hear you.

My dad's voice was very matter of fact -- "Stop playing with yourself and get ready. We're late."

I was mortified at the time, but it's funny now.

plthijinx · 08-18-2005, 03:11 PM

never busted but i did loose a 'zine stash or two

08-13-2005, 12:47 PM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When did The Cellar get to be a trolling zone for BDSM? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-13-2005, 01:09 PM	#18
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	When wasn't it? __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-15-2005, 02:15 PM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	masturbation?.....well I never........... wierd tales on that site. How does one "stumble" across sites like this? My little brother told on my older brother one morning at the breakfast table. He even included the spitting in your hand part. The room was filled with a scary silence until the housekeeper exploded with hysterical laughter. Then it was dropped instantly and never mentioned again. My mom did, however, confiscate the Playboy mags Bro had stashed. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-16-2005, 09:33 AM	#25
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Cap'n, you said the operative word..."stumble". Some folks have discovered the joys of the StumbleUpon plugin for the Mozilla Firefox web browser. Basically, it allows you to channel surf the web, hitting more or less random web pages that other people have liked enough to add it to the database. You preselect categories when you register (free, no spam) and create an account. This likely came from the humor category. Sometimes you find some interesting things there. and sometimes I also Stumble across something dumb like a Google search page. The worst side effects are loss of sleep and a huge bookmark file. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-16-2005, 07:04 PM	#26
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	I have nothing for this one.. other than.. I liked the story.. and uh.. hubba hubba (yeah I know there are a few kinks in there).. beyond that.. you don't want to know __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

08-13-2005, 10:54 AM	#16
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I know, you weren't the right age when it came out. 1992 was such a good year for adolescent humor.

08-14-2005, 10:06 AM	#22
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Obviously.

08-16-2005, 08:10 PM	#27
eiffelenator Irrelevant Adulterant Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 43	Terrible, thought I got caught one time but she didn't see. Oh man...woulda been bad.

08-17-2005, 08:08 AM	#28
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I never got caught per se but I came close one time getting a BJ. We were up in my room (door open) while our respective parents were outside socializing. One thing led to another and I wound up with my zipper down and...well you get the idea. I heard the distinctive creak of the top step and knew I would have less than five seconds until we were discovered. I could not stuff it back in that fast so I thought fast, grabbed her and sat her on my lap. Mom peeked in to tell us that the food was ready and gave us the strangest look...she was bright red and giggling like mad sitting on my lap! She never found out exactly why though Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-17-2005, 09:25 AM	#29
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I was cheerfully wanking away one evening (at about age 14 - it was a newly discovered thing) when I discovered that just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean no one can hear you. My dad's voice was very matter of fact -- "Stop playing with yourself and get ready. We're late." I was mortified at the time, but it's funny now. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

08-18-2005, 03:11 PM	#30
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	never busted but i did loose a 'zine stash or two __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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