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Old 07-02-2006, 02:09 PM   #1
Trilby
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Huge Gobs of Nerd Love

i attract nerds. I know I've mentioned this before. However, I never truly understood my unique power of nerd-attraction until very recently.
I was lasso'd into attending a university-sponsored event celebrating the works of a very deserving man who gave LOADS (one assumes) to said university and managed to launch a study as well! I dressed (I hope to god) appropriately and managed to get every canape into my mouth without incident. This caught the amorous eye of a Complete Nerd ( I nearly said Narc!) who immediately assailed me with unwanted (No! No!) attentions. I am no amatuer, sir. This has happened before (see the 'I've met your brethren' thread) and I've been strong. However, this actual time...I...I....I succumed.

I HAD SEX WITH A BIG FREAKIN' NERD!

Now, are you happy?
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