New rules in China ~ No strippers at funerals - Page 2

Elspode · 08-30-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Personally, I see UT having a SummerCountry/VikingFlamingRaft with lots of bikini-clad B girls writhing in mourning when he goes. Don't say you haven't thought of it, UT.

Go to a Pagan festival and you can do all of that and not be dead. In fact, it is considered to be bad form to be dead when all of this is going on.

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I like to think zippyt will go out Nawlin's style.

What? Drown while trying to float a keg of beer and big screen TV down the street after a hurricane?

Flint · 08-30-2006, 02:23 PM

Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech gets you suspended.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Clearly, you haven't spent a lot of time observing popular culture lately. The answer to your question is..."yes".

I stand corrected. :p

And Bri? It's not the writhing bodies I object to, not in the least, it's acting like having boobies at your funeral means you were so loved during your life.

"Is this turnout weak or what? There were at least 70 more people at MY funeral." -- Heather Chandler

headsplice · 08-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens.

Flint · 08-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Wait, does bringing a stripper as your date to a funeral count ???

Trilby · 08-30-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

...having boobies at your funeral means you were so loved during your life.

I am pretty sure this is how guys gage love. Prove me wrong, oh Tit-Hating Man.

Elspode · 08-30-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens.

Fred Phelps should try this tactic. I'll bet no one would even notice he was protesting funerals if he had his women doff their tops and wear hot pants.

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I am pretty sure this is how guys gage love. Prove me wrong, oh Tit-Hating Man.

True, enough...except I'm not a man and I think my own boobies are spectacular.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

What? Drown while trying to float a keg of beer and big screen TV down the street after a hurricane?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by notsogonadic

stripping at funerals?

how rad!

i'd love to strip at my own funeral

(lookin so forward to it, though, it'll probly happen, afterwards, kinda)

Welcome to the Cellar, notsogonadic.

I doubt you'd be stripping , or much else, after your funeral.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech, gets you suspended.

I'd suggest you use that article to start a thread, it's certainly worthy of discussion.

Flint · 08-30-2006, 09:20 PM

I don't have the energy. I just got done with it on another board. Maybe tomorrow...

dar512 · 08-31-2006, 10:11 AM

You're...seeing other boards??!! How could you? What about all the threads you started here? Doesn't that mean anything to you?

wolf · 08-31-2006, 10:12 AM

don't encourage him.

Elspode · 08-31-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

True, enough...except I'm not a man and I think my own boobies are spectacular.

Well, if you want any male confirmation of your own opinion, you need look no further than The Cellar.

We're here to help. Digital cameras are cheap and readily available...and so are we.

08-30-2006, 02:23 PM	#17
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	"observing popular culture" Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech gets you suspended. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-30-2006, 02:46 PM	#19
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens. __________________ Don't Panic

08-30-2006, 02:46 PM	#20
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wait, does bringing a stripper as your date to a funeral count ??? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-30-2006, 09:20 PM	#27
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I don't have the energy. I just got done with it on another board. Maybe tomorrow... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-31-2006, 10:11 AM	#28
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08-31-2006, 10:12 AM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	don't encourage him. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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