New rules in China ~ No strippers at funerals - Page 2

Shawnee123 · 08-30-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I am pretty sure this is how guys gage love. Prove me wrong, oh Tit-Hating Man.

True, enough...except I'm not a man and I think my own boobies are spectacular.

footfootfoot · 08-30-2006, 01:01 PM

I think it is like an asshole who hosts a huge party, everyone goes because everyone will be there. A-hole gets a rep for throwing great bashes even if no one likes him.

So, in a way, he is looked up to for his monster parties, if not his winning personality.

But I'm not Chinese, so I don't know.

Trilby · 08-30-2006, 01:41 PM

Why all the rancour for the Asian Stripper Funerals? You all KNOW you would SO be there if one of your friends had a Hooters Send-Off. Don't even try to deny it.

Personally, I see UT having a SummerCountry/VikingFlamingRaft with lots of bikini-clad B girls writhing in mourning when he goes. Don't say you haven't thought of it, UT.

I like to think zippyt will go out Nawlin's style.

Me, I want a techno party with jello-shots and a hairy buffalo. Not the drink but an actual hairy buffalo.

Elspode · 08-30-2006, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Personally, I see UT having a SummerCountry/VikingFlamingRaft with lots of bikini-clad B girls writhing in mourning when he goes. Don't say you haven't thought of it, UT.

Go to a Pagan festival and you can do all of that and not be dead. In fact, it is considered to be bad form to be dead when all of this is going on.

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I like to think zippyt will go out Nawlin's style.

What? Drown while trying to float a keg of beer and big screen TV down the street after a hurricane?

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

What? Drown while trying to float a keg of beer and big screen TV down the street after a hurricane?

Hippikos · 08-30-2006, 01:45 PM

Would they accept strippers at weddings?

Flint · 08-30-2006, 02:23 PM

Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech gets you suspended.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech, gets you suspended.

I'd suggest you use that article to start a thread, it's certainly worthy of discussion.

headsplice · 08-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens.

Elspode · 08-30-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens.

Fred Phelps should try this tactic. I'll bet no one would even notice he was protesting funerals if he had his women doff their tops and wear hot pants.

Flint · 08-30-2006, 02:46 PM

Wait, does bringing a stripper as your date to a funeral count ???

Flint · 08-30-2006, 09:20 PM

I don't have the energy. I just got done with it on another board. Maybe tomorrow...

dar512 · 08-31-2006, 10:11 AM

You're...seeing other boards??!! How could you? What about all the threads you started here? Doesn't that mean anything to you?

wolf · 08-31-2006, 10:12 AM

don't encourage him.

08-30-2006, 01:01 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think it is like an asshole who hosts a huge party, everyone goes because everyone will be there. A-hole gets a rep for throwing great bashes even if no one likes him. So, in a way, he is looked up to for his monster parties, if not his winning personality. But I'm not Chinese, so I don't know. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-30-2006, 01:41 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Why all the rancour for the Asian Stripper Funerals? You all KNOW you would SO be there if one of your friends had a Hooters Send-Off. Don't even try to deny it. Personally, I see UT having a SummerCountry/VikingFlamingRaft with lots of bikini-clad B girls writhing in mourning when he goes. Don't say you haven't thought of it, UT. I like to think zippyt will go out Nawlin's style. Me, I want a techno party with jello-shots and a hairy buffalo. Not the drink but an actual hairy buffalo. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-30-2006, 01:45 PM	#6
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08-30-2006, 02:23 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	"observing popular culture" Eating potato salad off a paper plate with the American flag on it is considered patriotic, but teaching a lesson on Free Speech gets you suspended. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-30-2006, 02:46 PM	#9
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	Maybe I'll just start bringing strippers to random funerals, and see what happens. __________________ Don't Panic

08-30-2006, 09:20 PM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I don't have the energy. I just got done with it on another board. Maybe tomorrow... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

08-31-2006, 10:11 AM	#13
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08-31-2006, 10:12 AM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	don't encourage him. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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