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Old 09-27-2014, 06:14 PM   #3031
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thank you. still haven't played with my present yet, so I don't figure it's too late
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Old 09-29-2014, 04:02 PM   #3032
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...still haven't played with my present yet...
Didn't come with batteries, huh?
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Old 09-30-2014, 01:07 PM   #3033
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Didn't come with batteries, huh?

I have been told that items with motors do not make acceptable presents. Though, to be fair, the context of the conversation was appliances, not toys.
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Old 09-30-2014, 01:25 PM   #3034
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No automobiles, eh?
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Old 09-30-2014, 01:34 PM   #3035
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yeah, the "rule" isn't well thought out.
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Old 09-30-2014, 09:14 PM   #3036
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Didn't come with batteries, huh?
no batteries required. No hands either.
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:14 PM   #3037
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I'll guess: a foot bath thingy?
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Old 10-01-2014, 03:25 PM   #3038
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no batteries required. No hands either.
Hands-free, and runs on gasoline...
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Old 10-01-2014, 03:59 PM   #3039
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Old 10-02-2014, 03:01 PM   #3040
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Oh, it's a "backscratcher", I see...
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Old 11-08-2014, 02:00 PM   #3041
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Well, I didn't want to be the first one to post HB to Clod because then everyone would know I was thinking about her in her birthday suit. But then I figured most of the guys were in the same boat, the women like to be fashionably late, and someone should get the ball rolling while the day is young. So ...

OOO to Clodfobble's Brain and XXX to the rest of her.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Old 11-08-2014, 03:56 PM   #3042
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Happy Birthday Clodfobble's Brain's Ass!!
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Old 11-08-2014, 06:02 PM   #3043
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Happy Birthday Clodfobble. I hope you have as much peace and quiet as you want and as much excitement as you can stand.
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Old 11-08-2014, 06:50 PM   #3044
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Happy Birthday, Clod!
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Old 11-08-2014, 07:43 PM   #3045
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This just in. And out. In and out.. Ok, I'll just quit while I'm ahead.

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