What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 252

footfootfoot · 08-16-2011, 11:19 AM

Tell him you will be increasing his rent to cover the cost of the cleaning lady you are hiring to clean up after him.

Wait, what? You're not charging him rent?

You need to go back to mom school, honey. Keep your (mom) pimp hand strong!

Brianna: "Where's the rent money, punk?"
Brianna's Kid: Some bullshit excuse.
Brianna: flying bitch slap "On rent day, I want my money. Not SOME of my money, not MOST of my money, I want ALL my money."flying bitch slap
Brianna's Kid:...

zippyt · 08-16-2011, 06:20 PM

flying bitch slap

ZenGum · 08-16-2011, 07:05 PM

I didn't know you were into folk dancing, Zippy. Who's your partner there?

Lola Bunny · 08-16-2011, 10:03 PM

The only thing I ate differently on Saturday were figs but since then, my stomach's been hurting. Had heartburn Saturday night. And since then, everytime I get hungry, my stomach hurts and it'll continue to hurt. Ugh...just remembered what I needed to buy today, Alka Seltzer.

zippyt · 08-16-2011, 10:30 PM

Who's your partner there?

Why YOU Of COURSE !!!!

Lola
Get some Zantac , 75 waht everes help me , But they have 150s as well

ZenGum · 08-16-2011, 11:57 PM

Of course, how could I forget? You were divine.

Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something.

zippyt · 08-17-2011, 12:15 AM

Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something.

Step in for a turn , I dare ya !!!

footfootfoot · 08-17-2011, 07:25 AM

What's mildly irritating me is that I had an erotic dream about a woman I know who is going through a divorce.

grynch · 08-17-2011, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

........... he uses waaaaay too many bath towels and hand soap...it's driving me batty.

I'm not there so can't ( ok shouldn't ) comment... but I've never known a mother ( including my late sainted mother ) to complain of a son using too much soap.

jimhelm · 08-18-2011, 09:37 AM

This was yesterday... We're at Hershey Park and it's 9:40 PM... the kids and I are in line for Fahrenheit. had been in line for 20- 30 minutes at this point... and 3 girls... 16-17 yrs old, maybe... Excuse themselves to pass in line saying that their friends were up ahead and they wanted to join them... The friends had been there the whole time I had... and it's not like these girls had been in line and got out...

so I bellowed, "Sure, go right ahead and cut the whole line! I'm sure no one will mind!" REALLY LOUD.

I made sure the people around heard. Then the one girl ...as she passes ... says... "you know you could have just said no...." So I told her, again loudly, that I preferred to embarrass her. And enjoy your ride.

It was one of those rare moments where I actually said out loud what I meant when confronted with assholery. Usually, I think of it 3 minutes later and wish I had. I guess I was pretty tired by then. Long day in the hot sun... I wasn't grumpy or anything... just... That's a dick move.

Sundae · 08-18-2011, 09:42 AM

Good move LJ.
Saying No gives them something to bitch about.
Embarrassing them (the ultimate horror of any teen) stays with them far longer.

Stoopid line-cutting witches.
Hope they wet themselves on the ride.

infinite monkey · 08-18-2011, 09:51 AM

"Line-jumping is not a sport."

That's what the signs at King's Island say. And line-jumping is a good way to get your butt kicked out of the park, or beaten up by ticks...I mean thugs.

jimhelm · 08-18-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Good move LJ.
Saying No gives them something to bitch about.
Embarrassing them (the ultimate horror of any teen) stays with them far longer.

Stoopid line-cutting witches.
Hope they wet themselves on the ride.

FUNNY... I told my kids that I wished zits on them. they lolled.

Undertoad · 08-18-2011, 10:50 AM

My neighbor has a fetish about his driveway. He reseals it every year and every year he's out putting crack sealant in all the cracks. It's always perfect. And now they are out there with heavy machinery, repaving it, when it totally did not need to be repaved.

This annoys me because when I hear loud trucks outside my house I assume they are coming to get me.

jimhelm · 08-18-2011, 11:26 AM

they ARE

08-16-2011, 11:19 AM	#3766
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Tell him you will be increasing his rent to cover the cost of the cleaning lady you are hiring to clean up after him. Wait, what? You're not charging him rent? You need to go back to mom school, honey. Keep your (mom) pimp hand strong! Brianna: "Where's the rent money, punk?" Brianna's Kid: Some bullshit excuse. Brianna: flying bitch slap "On rent day, I want my money. Not SOME of my money, not MOST of my money, I want ALL my money."flying bitch slap Brianna's Kid:... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-16-2011, 06:20 PM	#3767
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	flying bitch slap Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-16-2011, 07:05 PM	#3768
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I didn't know you were into folk dancing, Zippy. Who's your partner there? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-16-2011, 10:30 PM	#3770
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Who's your partner there? Why YOU Of COURSE !!!! Lola Get some Zantac , 75 waht everes help me , But they have 150s as well __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-16-2011, 11:57 PM	#3771
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Of course, how could I forget? You were divine. Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-16-2011, 10:03 PM	#3769
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	The only thing I ate differently on Saturday were figs but since then, my stomach's been hurting. Had heartburn Saturday night. And since then, everytime I get hungry, my stomach hurts and it'll continue to hurt. Ugh...just remembered what I needed to buy today, Alka Seltzer.

08-17-2011, 12:15 AM	#3772
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Seriously, the look like they're doing the highland fling or something. Step in for a turn , I dare ya !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-17-2011, 07:25 AM	#3773
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's mildly irritating me is that I had an erotic dream about a woman I know who is going through a divorce. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-18-2011, 09:37 AM	#3775
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	This was yesterday... We're at Hershey Park and it's 9:40 PM... the kids and I are in line for Fahrenheit. had been in line for 20- 30 minutes at this point... and 3 girls... 16-17 yrs old, maybe... Excuse themselves to pass in line saying that their friends were up ahead and they wanted to join them... The friends had been there the whole time I had... and it's not like these girls had been in line and got out... so I bellowed, "Sure, go right ahead and cut the whole line! I'm sure no one will mind!" REALLY LOUD. I made sure the people around heard. Then the one girl ...as she passes ... says... "you know you could have just said no...." So I told her, again loudly, that I preferred to embarrass her. And enjoy your ride. It was one of those rare moments where I actually said out loud what I meant when confronted with assholery. Usually, I think of it 3 minutes later and wish I had. I guess I was pretty tired by then. Long day in the hot sun... I wasn't grumpy or anything... just... That's a dick move. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-18-2011, 09:42 AM	#3776
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Good move LJ. Saying No gives them something to bitch about. Embarrassing them (the ultimate horror of any teen) stays with them far longer. Stoopid line-cutting witches. Hope they wet themselves on the ride.

08-18-2011, 09:51 AM	#3777
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	"Line-jumping is not a sport." That's what the signs at King's Island say. And line-jumping is a good way to get your butt kicked out of the park, or beaten up by ticks...I mean thugs.

08-18-2011, 10:50 AM	#3779
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	My neighbor has a fetish about his driveway. He reseals it every year and every year he's out putting crack sealant in all the cracks. It's always perfect. And now they are out there with heavy machinery, repaving it, when it totally did not need to be repaved. This annoys me because when I hear loud trucks outside my house I assume they are coming to get me.

08-18-2011, 11:26 AM	#3780
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	they ARE __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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