How Many Times Do You Wear a Pair of Jeans Before Washing? - Page 3

02-11-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

She's a little nutty about dirt and germs.

This is due to forceful extraction of feces at an early age.

02-11-2006, 12:34 PM

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Madonna sniffs scented cunt.

View Poll Results: How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them?
1	2	4.44%
2	5	11.11%
3	7	15.56%
4	3	6.67%
5 or more	6	13.33%
They were clean when I wore them to that Dead concert back in '73 ...	1	2.22%
Depends on what I was doing in them	16	35.56%
I wear them until they fail the crotch sniff test	5	11.11%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

02-11-2006, 12:34 PM	#32
HUMBUG Guest Posts: n/a	For those who enjoy the effete look of washed out, tattered jeans, there are some hot new Hollywood spray scents available to enhance your psuedo-decadent pretentions. Similar to new car interior scents, these may be purchased in Diva Diarrhea, Lizard Piss, Latino Latrine, Essence of Cuspidor, Mom's Sweaty Teat, Hooker Mouth, Redneck Vomit, Menstrual Clot, Hobo Jizz, Dangling Gangrene, Abscess Pus, Decayed Fish, Bean Fart, Bag Lady Crotch, Larry King Hemroid, Santa Claus Sperm and Madonna Cunt fragrances. Madonna sniffs scented cunt. Last edited by HUMBUG; 02-11-2006 at 12:40 PM.

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