Should the following threads be moved? - Page 3

Drax · 11-06-2007, 01:24 PM

What comment?

Big Red · 11-06-2007, 01:32 PM

Everybody just breath and relax if your having a bad just sit back in your chair and read this it could be worse.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."

lumberjim · 11-06-2007, 01:35 PM

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

Drax · 11-06-2007, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested..."

Eww.

Drax · 11-06-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

BigV · 11-06-2007, 01:58 PM

"No! I said a Bud Light"

/rimshot

lumberjim · 11-06-2007, 02:01 PM

....rimjob?

monster · 11-06-2007, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

entirely possible, but . . . what?

not you, sweetie...

Cloud · 11-06-2007, 05:33 PM

ah. and here I was hoping for a rim job. phooey!

DucksNuts · 11-06-2007, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

The Beautiful Woman thread, bullshit or not (thank you DuckNuts, you're so kind), was put into Entertainment because I was thinking of how movies have touched our lives and influenced the images and perception of beauty, not just to ogle women.

Oh Cloud, I didnt mean it as an insult

I love those threads, I post in them enough!!!!

I just meant they arent *quality images* as such, because they are just air brushed pics.

Sorry

Cloud · 11-06-2007, 06:04 PM

ah, no need to apologize. I'm all about the bullshit. At least some people think so. Nobody picked up on the (semi) serious impetus behind the thread, but'sokay.

Drax · 11-06-2007, 06:15 PM

Oh, and FYI jinx, I am currently watching a re-run of Eureka.

Still think I only watch kids shows asshole?

BigV · 11-06-2007, 06:42 PM

Dear Datalyss:

Lighten up dude.

jinx's comment didn't deserve your response calling her an asshole. You owe her an apology. If you can't summon the strength for an apology, then you shouldn't be posting at all.

Capisce?

Drax · 11-06-2007, 06:49 PM

My bad then. Didn't know she's a babe. I sincerely apologize to everybody, especially jinx.

Stormieweather · 11-06-2007, 06:49 PM

'Nother shit-stirrer

Some message boards get a kick when someone starts flinging insults around, but this one? Not so much. Which is one of the many reasons I appreciate it.

11-06-2007, 01:35 PM	#33
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2007, 01:58 PM	#36
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"No! I said a Bud Light" /rimshot __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-06-2007, 02:01 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	....rimjob? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2007, 05:33 PM	#39
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	ah. and here I was hoping for a rim job. phooey! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-06-2007, 06:04 PM	#41
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	ah, no need to apologize. I'm all about the bullshit. At least some people think so. Nobody picked up on the (semi) serious impetus behind the thread, but'sokay. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-06-2007, 01:24 PM	#31
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	What comment?

11-06-2007, 01:32 PM	#32
Big Red Fresh Incumbent Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 28	Everybody just breath and relax if your having a bad just sit back in your chair and read this it could be worse. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

11-06-2007, 06:15 PM	#42
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Oh, and FYI jinx, I am currently watching a re-run of Eureka. Still think I only watch kids shows asshole?

11-06-2007, 06:42 PM	#43
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Dear Datalyss: Lighten up dude. jinx's comment didn't deserve your response calling her an asshole. You owe her an apology. If you can't summon the strength for an apology, then you shouldn't be posting at all. Capisce? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-06-2007, 06:49 PM	#44
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	My bad then. Didn't know she's a babe. I sincerely apologize to everybody, especially jinx.

11-06-2007, 06:49 PM	#45
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	'Nother shit-stirrer Some message boards get a kick when someone starts flinging insults around, but this one? Not so much. Which is one of the many reasons I appreciate it. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

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