05-07-2004, 07:01 PM | #31 |
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*nods* I am ....and if that's why I think no sex is better than bad sex...well ok. I dont have huge difficulty in accepting that you lads get something out of it even if its bad...I would imagine given the physiological dynamics involved that guys and gals relate differently to this.
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I can't even pronounce physiological dynamics but we lads do indeed get "get something out of it".
Ah if only the womenfolk could be so simple. We'd all be so much better off, the women working with a smile on their face, the men sleeping it off....
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Just to throw in the proverbial spanner, I am female, and would rather have bland sex than no sex. But then if its bland, its with the wrong person anyway, so, oh well, move onto the next one. Or eat some cake.
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Yes, bad sex is better than no sex. Just as bad food is better than no food at all. If you were starving, would you rather have a peanut butter, pickle, and bologna sandwich (nasty) or nothing at all?
Women don't seem to understand how the male brain works. Sex is a physical need. It's a bodily function like eating or going to the bathroom. This is why women should not be surprised if when they try to use sex as a weapon by withholding, it backfires on them. If a woman stops cooking for her husband, it doesn't mean he's going to stop eating. He might make his own meals for awhile, but eventually he'll go out to eat. The same is true of sex. It's possible for a man to have poor sex, but even poor sex is better than none at all. I think part of the reason women don't understand this is because virtually any woman can have sex any time they wish. When we're children, having ice-cream is a huge treat. We get very excited about it because we don't know when we might get ice-cream again. But when we turn into adults, and we can have it anytime we like, the excitement is gone. It's like predatory animals in the wild. The Lion is always hunting because it doesn't know where its next meal will come from. Lions in the zoo, with a steady supply of food aren't hunting but those in the wild have that hungry look on thier faces. Women are the lion in the zoo. All they need to do is walk into any bar and say, "I'd like to have sex. Is there a man here who will have sex with me?" and they'd be having sex within the hour. Even an ugly or old woman could do this. Men are the lion in the wild. We genuinely don't know when we're going to have sex again, especially considering the slightest thing will send a woman "out of the mood". This is why we're always hunting for sex and why we get excited about it like children with ice-cream.
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The point is, men can't do that women can. Because they can have sex any time they want, sex isn't as important to them as it would be if they couldn't.
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Neither of those quotes is mine. And if your first impression of me was that I'm an honest, straightforward, well-educated, reasonable, truthful, intelligent, guy who doesn't pull any punches, it was indeed correct.
I'm not saying what you want to hear, I'm telling you the truth whether you like it or not.
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So, Food is better than Sex?
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The only time food is better than sex is when you're having sex with a wood chipper.
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