What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? - Page 3

Elspode · 10-12-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by hot_pastrami

And Star Trek 5.... yikes.

I wrote an article about the Star Trek film series on the occasion of the release of the first NG movie. I subtitled ST 5 "Never Let William Shatner Write or Direct."

DanaC · 10-12-2004, 05:44 PM

Would this be a good time to bring "Robot Jox" into the fray?

DanaC · 10-12-2004, 05:46 PM

Also, has any one else seen the other Dead Man Walking? Not the classy flick with Suzanne Sarandon and whats his face, but the other one...the really really sucky one with Wings Hauser and Jeffrey Combs. I mean.....i am a huge Jeffrey Combs fan but not even his presence could rescue that film from the deepest depths of suckiness

Chewbaccus · 10-12-2004, 06:14 PM

The Sixth Sense. My father bought the tickets while me and my brother found the parking spot, right? Afterwards, my brother proceeded directly to the ATM and paid him back on the premise that no one should have to pay for someone else to see something that bad.

footfootfoot · 10-12-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I have been greedily hoarding my $6.00 DVD copy of "Plan 9 From Outer Space", waiting for just the right circumstances to watch it. Unfortunately, I no longer get stinking drunk nor do I use drugs, so who knows when that will be.

Probably after the next election (if we have one) and if gwb again manages to rig it so he, ahem, wins.

That is to say, it is an occasion to get stinking drunk and use drugs, or move to outer space...

Sorry, we were having fun and I had to scorch the collective groove by getting political.

Carbonated_Brains · 10-12-2004, 11:11 PM

Event Horizon was AWESOME!

C'mon!!

The worst movie ever was clearly Blue Streak.

hot_pastrami · 10-12-2004, 11:20 PM

Nobody has mentioned "Freddie Got Fingered." Has no one seen it? I certainly haven't, but anecdotal data indicates one foul, unfunny stretch of film.

BrianR · 10-13-2004, 02:21 PM

I notice that no one has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes either. Parts I or II.

wolf · 10-13-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hot_pastrami

Also awful was Event Horizon, mostly because it could have been good, it had some potential... but it wasn't.

BrianR and I went to see this in a theater when it was released.

Visually striking, short on plot, and I don't think I've watched it since.

It takes a lot for me not to want to see a movie again.

Hell, I've seen "You've Got Mail" at least a half-dozen times all the way through, plus various chunks more often, through the lovely magic of power rotation on cable movie stations.

hot_pastrami · 10-14-2004, 11:34 AM

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Visually striking, short on plot, and I don't think I've watched it since.

I remember it having good atmosphere, great visuals, and some decent acting... up to a certain, discernible point. Then it ran full speed, face-first into a brick wall. The mess of the second half of the movie betrayed the quality of the first, and a movie which was on the path to being a decent sci-fi ended up in cheesy-horror land. What a waste.

ladysycamore · 10-14-2004, 04:10 PM

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Ishtar...I'm surprised that it hasn't been mentioned already.

OMG...I remember years ago when it came on cable. I saw it in the listings, and thought, "Oh that's the movie everyone hated." I watched it, and I now know why they thought that. It was horrid! It wasn't even "good/bad" (like "Clash Of The Titans"). Oooo those special effects...LOL!

jinx · 10-14-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

I notice that no one has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes either. Parts I or II.

How about The Blob? Anyone eat at The Blob diner in Downingtown?

be-bop · 10-14-2004, 05:04 PM

What about Flesh Gordon..Does anyone remember that gem.
With the professer sidekick who had an amazing name "prof Flexi jerkoff"

wolf · 10-14-2004, 05:39 PM

Back when it was open ... yes, Kings Kountry Kitchen was the last name I remember.

The Colonial Theater in Phoenixville (where the movie house scene was filmed) does a Blob Festival every year that I keep missing. They have a commemorative "running out into the street from the theater screaming" to reenact the Blob's attack on their location. My boss (crisis, not commitment) attends every year.

Griff · 10-14-2004, 06:41 PM

Mission to Mars, I so wanted this to be a good movie... it sucked out loud.

10-12-2004, 06:14 PM	#34
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	The Sixth Sense. My father bought the tickets while me and my brother found the parking spot, right? Afterwards, my brother proceeded directly to the ATM and paid him back on the premise that no one should have to pay for someone else to see something that bad. __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

10-12-2004, 11:20 PM	#37
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	Nobody has mentioned "Freddie Got Fingered." Has no one seen it? I certainly haven't, but anecdotal data indicates one foul, unfunny stretch of film. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

10-13-2004, 02:21 PM	#38
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I notice that no one has mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes either. Parts I or II. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-14-2004, 05:04 PM	#43
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	What's the worst movie.. What about Flesh Gordon..Does anyone remember that gem. With the professer sidekick who had an amazing name "prof Flexi jerkoff"

10-14-2004, 05:39 PM	#44
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Back when it was open ... yes, Kings Kountry Kitchen was the last name I remember. The Colonial Theater in Phoenixville (where the movie house scene was filmed) does a Blob Festival every year that I keep missing. They have a commemorative "running out into the street from the theater screaming" to reenact the Blob's attack on their location. My boss (crisis, not commitment) attends every year. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-12-2004, 05:44 PM	#32
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Would this be a good time to bring "Robot Jox" into the fray?

10-12-2004, 05:46 PM	#33
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Also, has any one else seen the other Dead Man Walking? Not the classy flick with Suzanne Sarandon and whats his face, but the other one...the really really sucky one with Wings Hauser and Jeffrey Combs. I mean.....i am a huge Jeffrey Combs fan but not even his presence could rescue that film from the deepest depths of suckiness

10-12-2004, 11:11 PM	#36
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Event Horizon was AWESOME! C'mon!! The worst movie ever was clearly Blue Streak.

10-14-2004, 06:41 PM	#45
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Mission to Mars, I so wanted this to be a good movie... it sucked out loud. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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