I'm outta this sense-forsaken dump! - Page 3

monster · 06-05-2010, 07:23 PM

Though wisely questioned, oh zengum one
The answer is quite easy
After we dug the first shallow grave
We started to feel right queazy

So we went inside and made coffee
and wagered the "six foot rule"
would tempt the sods to go way too close
and get drownded in the pool

And their nasty corpsies one-by-one
would float far far downstream
But alack! Alas! 'Twere not to be
Like Pam Ewing, 'twas a dream

ZenGum · 06-05-2010, 09:26 PM

Tulip · 06-05-2010, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

btw, I have tales to tell......
I am the chaperone from hell.....
all trouble seems attached to me
I reduced camper numbers by three

well, nearly.

Waiting to hear the stories...

Shawnee123 · 06-06-2010, 10:42 AM

There once was a girl from Ann Arbor
Who didn't want kids in the harbor
The campers that she
Had reduced by three
Had only just gone to the barber.

Eh, I got nuttin'. I can't beat monster's poem up thar!

06-05-2010, 07:23 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Though wisely questioned, oh zengum one The answer is quite easy After we dug the first shallow grave We started to feel right queazy So we went inside and made coffee and wagered the "six foot rule" would tempt the sods to go way too close and get drownded in the pool And their nasty corpsies one-by-one would float far far downstream But alack! Alas! 'Twere not to be Like Pam Ewing, 'twas a dream __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-05-2010, 09:26 PM	#32
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-06-2010, 10:42 AM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There once was a girl from Ann Arbor Who didn't want kids in the harbor The campers that she Had reduced by three Had only just gone to the barber. Eh, I got nuttin'. I can't beat monster's poem up thar! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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