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monster · 04-25-2011, 08:50 PM

Sarge, biopsy results, stat!

Big Sarge · 04-25-2011, 11:18 PM

Prostate is benign, but I swear it must be the size of a grapefruit!! My cortisol levels make it difficult to fight infection. I do have an adrenal gland tumor also which affects metabolism. So currently I have confirmed pituatary & adrenal tumors plus 3 epididymal cysts. I'm still on Bactrim for the infection. Yes I'm worried, but mainly over the high probability of a medical discharge and not being able to deploy again.

I've realized I'm not happy unless I'm deployed. It is the only time I really feel like I'm at home or belong. I'm not suicidal by any means, but I'd much rather die over there versus a long suffering illness. I know it doesn't make sense. I have become closer to some of my troops than I will ever be with anyone else. That includes my kids. I miss it so much

morethanpretty · 04-25-2011, 11:24 PM

Aww sarge. Don't let the worry get to ya. IF you do get discharged, you will find another way to be happy. I'm sure of it. But now is not the time to even worry about that. Concentrate on getting better so that you don't get discharged. Wish you the best of luck.

sexobon · 04-26-2011, 12:09 AM

The benign enlarged prostate alone presents a problem travelling in military aircraft. If the aircraft depressurizes at high altitude, your prostate can expand causing incapacitating pain (called a hot potato). Military aircraft aren't always in position to make an emergency descent; or, turn around and go back if there are complications. Yet, this is probably the least of your medical concerns. I hope you care enough about your troops to not make yourself a liability to them. Until you get these issues resolved, find yourself a place with the rear detachment and stay here.

(A former 18D4H F1 W8)

Big Sarge · 04-26-2011, 01:40 PM

I'm on Title 32 Status (Active Guard) at this time. I left active duty last year.
35F4LRU
31B40

Don't forget they changed the MOS codes

monster · 04-26-2011, 01:59 PM

Well good news about the benign prostate. As for the rest, I wish you all the luck in the world getting it resolved/sorted better and quickly and inexpensively as possible.

sexobon · 04-26-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I'm on Title 32 Status (Active Guard) at this time. I left active duty last year.
35F4LRU
31B40

Don't forget they changed the MOS codes

Now's the time to identify Active Guard positions in your area that would remain CONUS should your present position be deployed again before you are ready. I believe you can still work one grade up and two down from the TOE/TDA authorization. There may also be Guard civilian tech positions that would count towards fulfilling your Guard obligation. The idea being that your retainability may be enhanced if you're in a position that's not likely to be deployed. The Guard may be more flexible in your situation than the active duty military.

To the best of my knowledge, my old CMF MOSC(s) remained essentially the same when they revamped the system: PMOS 18D4HW8, SMOS 18F4LFR. The "H" Identifier is Instructor qualification. The W8 ASI is Military Free Fall qualification. The F1 ASI became the 18F MOS. The rest you recognize. I broke the codes down by function rather than by precedence (e.g. L takes precedence over H).

Big Sarge · 04-26-2011, 06:49 PM

Your series didn't change but mine did. I listed mine so you would know what I do in the military. Years ago mine used to be 96 and 95 series. I'm not on AGR status or Technician. I'm traditional. When we mob, we have to go through med evals. I received waivers for lupus and ptsd on the last 2 deployments because I had things under control. Now, I'm looking at a med board that will likely retire me because I have 24 years in & they don't retain non-deployable soldiers

monster · 04-26-2011, 11:56 PM

Is the the military version of "biggest penis"?

Big Sarge · 04-27-2011, 12:11 AM

Monnie, if you are referring to the MOS codes, I'll readily admit sexobon and merc would be the big dogs since they were both special operations. Plus merc was a lieutenant colonel. I'm just a sergeant first class. sexobon was special forces (green beret). When I gave my primary and secondary, I was identifying myself to sexobon as noncombat arms

35F4LRU identifies me as a senior intelligence analyst and a graduate of the defense language institute (russian)

31B40 identifies me as a platoon sgt or section sgt in the military police

monster · 04-27-2011, 12:18 AM

so I was right

Big Sarge · 04-27-2011, 12:31 AM

I wasn't trying to make myself look more important. I'm sorry if it came off that way. I've always been open about my rank and what I do. Big Sarge is a nickname I've had for years. It doesn't equate to any special deeds. They call me that because of my size

sexobon · 04-27-2011, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

so I was right

No you were not.

There's a common misconception among civilians that everyone in the same branch of service (e.g. Army) understands what everyone else there does based upon their job titles. Only about 15% of those I've come across IN the Army actually knew anything more about what I did other than that I wore a different color hat that signified steely eyed killers. That's why I provided links to an Army website that spelled out my job descriptions (unclassified). SF is a minority regiment that few even in the conventional Army are exposed to. Before Big Sarge's time here as a Dwellar, I posted similar information for Merc after I saw indications that there were some shared experiences (though neither of us will publish OCONUS missions on a public website). It turned out to be an entertaining thread. I posted under my previous username [my current name backwards]. I hope you enjoy it Big Sarge: Do you own a goat?

BigV · 04-27-2011, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

No you were not.

There's a common misconception among civilians that everyone in the same branch of service (e.g. Army) understands what everyone else there does based upon their job titles. Only about 15% of those I've come across IN the Army actually knew anything more about what I did other than that I wore a different color hat that signified steely eyed killers. That's why I provided links to an Army website that spelled out my job descriptions (unclassified). SF is a minority regiment that few even in the conventional Army are exposed to. Before Big Sarge's time here as a Dwellar, I posted similar information for Merc after I saw indications that there were some shared experiences (though neither of us will publish OCONUS missions on a public website). It turned out to be an entertaining thread. I posted under my previous username [my current name backwards]. I hope you enjoy it Big Sarge: Do you own a goat?

Thanks sexobon.

bump

Big Sarge · 04-27-2011, 12:30 PM

for the past several years, 1st army has been using hogs. they are sedated before they receive the wounds

04-25-2011, 08:50 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sarge, biopsy results, stat! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-25-2011, 11:18 PM	#32
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Prostate is benign, but I swear it must be the size of a grapefruit!! My cortisol levels make it difficult to fight infection. I do have an adrenal gland tumor also which affects metabolism. So currently I have confirmed pituatary & adrenal tumors plus 3 epididymal cysts. I'm still on Bactrim for the infection. Yes I'm worried, but mainly over the high probability of a medical discharge and not being able to deploy again. I've realized I'm not happy unless I'm deployed. It is the only time I really feel like I'm at home or belong. I'm not suicidal by any means, but I'd much rather die over there versus a long suffering illness. I know it doesn't make sense. I have become closer to some of my troops than I will ever be with anyone else. That includes my kids. I miss it so much __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-25-2011, 11:24 PM	#33
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Aww sarge. Don't let the worry get to ya. IF you do get discharged, you will find another way to be happy. I'm sure of it. But now is not the time to even worry about that. Concentrate on getting better so that you don't get discharged. Wish you the best of luck. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

04-26-2011, 01:40 PM	#35
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I'm on Title 32 Status (Active Guard) at this time. I left active duty last year. 35F4LRU 31B40 Don't forget they changed the MOS codes __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-26-2011, 01:59 PM	#36
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well good news about the benign prostate. As for the rest, I wish you all the luck in the world getting it resolved/sorted better and quickly and inexpensively as possible. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-26-2011, 12:09 AM	#34
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The benign enlarged prostate alone presents a problem travelling in military aircraft. If the aircraft depressurizes at high altitude, your prostate can expand causing incapacitating pain (called a hot potato). Military aircraft aren't always in position to make an emergency descent; or, turn around and go back if there are complications. Yet, this is probably the least of your medical concerns. I hope you care enough about your troops to not make yourself a liability to them. Until you get these issues resolved, find yourself a place with the rear detachment and stay here. (A former 18D4H F1 W8)

04-26-2011, 06:49 PM	#38
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Your series didn't change but mine did. I listed mine so you would know what I do in the military. Years ago mine used to be 96 and 95 series. I'm not on AGR status or Technician. I'm traditional. When we mob, we have to go through med evals. I received waivers for lupus and ptsd on the last 2 deployments because I had things under control. Now, I'm looking at a med board that will likely retire me because I have 24 years in & they don't retain non-deployable soldiers __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-26-2011, 11:56 PM	#39
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is the the military version of "biggest penis"? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-27-2011, 12:11 AM	#40
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Monnie, if you are referring to the MOS codes, I'll readily admit sexobon and merc would be the big dogs since they were both special operations. Plus merc was a lieutenant colonel. I'm just a sergeant first class. sexobon was special forces (green beret). When I gave my primary and secondary, I was identifying myself to sexobon as noncombat arms 35F4LRU identifies me as a senior intelligence analyst and a graduate of the defense language institute (russian) 31B40 identifies me as a platoon sgt or section sgt in the military police __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-27-2011, 12:18 AM	#41
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	so I was right __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-27-2011, 12:31 AM	#42
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I wasn't trying to make myself look more important. I'm sorry if it came off that way. I've always been open about my rank and what I do. Big Sarge is a nickname I've had for years. It doesn't equate to any special deeds. They call me that because of my size __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

04-27-2011, 12:30 PM	#45
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	for the past several years, 1st army has been using hogs. they are sedated before they receive the wounds __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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