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To shreds, you say?
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Quote:
“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”
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05-29-2014, 02:03 PM | #437 |
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05-29-2014, 02:57 PM | #438 |
The future is unwritten
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That means it's time check your wallet, see if there's a hand on it that's not familiar.
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05-30-2014, 12:42 PM | #439 |
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I agree with the comments.
so there.
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04-06-2015, 12:50 PM | #440 |
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A landmark of a different kind for me today.
Today marks the end of a fifteen year tour of duty in the battle of the teenagers. I'm still Dad, but no more teenagers for me!
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04-06-2015, 05:19 PM | #441 |
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You survived!
Ya oughta get a patch, or, something. Here's something:
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04-06-2015, 07:41 PM | #442 |
still says videotape
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Congrats!
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04-07-2015, 08:20 AM | #443 |
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I'm just toward the beginning of my stint as one, and it's already got its ups and downs. So a hearty congratulations from me as well. Happy Birthday, SonofV
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04-07-2015, 09:39 AM | #444 |
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Thanks guys, you're good friends.
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09-17-2015, 04:07 PM | #446 |
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Dang. Zipped right by 20,000 and didn't even notice it...
You guys are cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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11-13-2015, 10:28 AM | #447 |
I can hear my ears
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oh. here it is.
Bruce.... 49,982.... I'll be expecting some typical dad joke and zero fanfare for your 50,000th. get on it
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