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Old 09-01-2009, 04:26 PM   #4561
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Today, upsetting me: human trash.
Well take the trash out.
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:00 PM   #4562
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Figuratively speaking, of course. Then again if they are hobo's... all bets are off.
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:49 AM   #4563
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Today, upsetting me: human trash.
It's not nice to talk about undergraduates like that.
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Old 09-02-2009, 11:51 AM   #4564
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Not ALL undergraduates.
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Old 09-02-2009, 07:41 PM   #4565
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Old 09-02-2009, 08:55 PM   #4566
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Unfortunately, trash is hard to prove. Too haphazard.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:29 PM   #4567
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Unfortunately, trash is hard to prove. Too haphazard.
Just call for a biohazard clean up crew.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:47 PM   #4568
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no she needs a haphazard clean-up crew. like the A-team. or something
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:51 PM   #4569
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You got one? An A-team, I mean? Will I need Material Safety Data Sheets? Will the the "team" be clearly labeled?
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:56 PM   #4570
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no i have a C team.
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:50 AM   #4571
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Mr. T as done by Eddie Murphy:
"Slow down, boy... you gone fuck up and cum too quick. I'll squench up the cheeks of my butt and rip your dick off".
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:27 AM   #4572
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I rear-ended someone yesterday. I was behind them makin' a right turn, I saw them turn, so I looked back at the oncoming traffic to ensure I had time to go, I did, so I went...then I hit the car in front of me which had stopped in the middle of turning. Awesomeness. Then we had to wait around for the cops because they refused to give me their insurance information. Even though the cop told them I would have to have that information, they still refused, so now I have to wait to get it with the police report to get their insurance. Sucks for them because that all that much longer they have to wait for a settlement.
Today I missed my alarm and was 30min late to work.
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Old 09-07-2009, 08:54 PM   #4573
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I wonder why they wouldn't give their info. Strange.

Say ... you weren't ... texting ... were you?
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:07 AM   #4574
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I wonder why they wouldn't give their info. Strange.

Say ... you weren't ... texting ... were you?
No devil's advocate, I was paying attention...just to the wrong cars apparently.

My mom suggested they wouldn't give me their info because I'm a white girl, she's serious. Why do people first think racial issues are the problem? They just didn't want me to call their insurance and file a claim against them claiming the issue was their fault. TX law is that its mine, but I was being obstinate and not discussing that with them. Since they wouldn't give their info over though, we will have to go through the insurance company (mine) which will cost us BOTH more. Although I'll be payin for the damage, he will still get a no-fault accident put on his driving record and will therefore lose potential discounts.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:25 AM   #4575
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I would suspect the other guy was uninsured.
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