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01-08-2013, 10:34 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:
Obama has stepped in and decided that Alabama got too many points yesterday and has redistributed some of those points to Notre Dame resulting in a tie in the game and a tie for the national championship. When asked for a comment, Obama said, "Alabama obviously got more than their fair share. They didn't win that all by themselves! What does one team need all those points for"?
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01-09-2013, 01:29 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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ALAN! ALAN! AL! ALAN!
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01-09-2013, 03:39 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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It's-it's not Alan. Is-is that-is that Steve?
STEVE!STEVE!!STEVE! The bit with the bird and Michael Jackson music: That's from a 'Nature' episode on birds, and that's actually the music they (the 'Nature' people) put behind it. Classic episode.
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01-09-2013, 03:49 PM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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01-09-2013, 04:05 PM
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pssst. humor thread.
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01-21-2013, 12:43 PM
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a beautiful fool
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.
She was all like, 'what are you doing/" I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
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01-21-2013, 03:13 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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01-21-2013, 03:16 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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01-21-2013, 03:34 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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'Buffering'.
Outstanding. ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.
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01-21-2013, 03:55 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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Location: Tampa, FL
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I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!
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01-21-2013, 03:58 PM
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a beautiful fool
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Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke.
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01-21-2013, 04:11 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.
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01-21-2013, 04:51 PM
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a beautiful fool
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nope, too late.. you already lolled.
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01-22-2013, 08:45 AM
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01-22-2013, 01:00 PM
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ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.
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