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Sheldonrs · 06-19-2014, 12:12 PM

Nirvana · 06-19-2014, 01:39 PM

Nirvana · 06-21-2014, 01:51 AM

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Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

BigV · 06-24-2014, 11:12 PM

yikes! I'm scared stiff!

Gravdigr · 06-25-2014, 03:26 PM

Well, I'm stiff...

Gravdigr · 07-03-2014, 04:55 PM

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Gravdigr · 07-03-2014, 04:59 PM

Heh, not the first word about those attractive, thin, scantily clad, skin-showing ladies in Nirvana's post.

Some of you hypocrites would have hung my balls from your rearview mirror if I'd posted that.

But, that's cool.

DanaC · 07-03-2014, 05:08 PM

Not for that pic I wouldn't.

If the pic cut off their heads so all we were seeing was their tits, I'd have something to say about it.

BigV · 07-03-2014, 06:56 PM

what heads?

fargon · 07-03-2014, 07:21 PM

All I saw was a nice couple of racks no faces were seen.

Gravdigr · 07-06-2014, 03:40 PM

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xoxoxoBruce · 07-10-2014, 03:36 AM

Groan.

giggle giggle

DanaC · 07-10-2014, 08:13 AM

Oh! Oh, I get it now!

Fuck me, that took a day to sink in. Pathetic.

Gravdigr · 07-11-2014, 05:33 PM

Do try to keep up.

Welcome back, Bruce. Good vaca?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-11-2014, 05:36 PM

Mostly, yes.

06-19-2014, 12:12 PM	#5101
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

06-19-2014, 01:39 PM	#5102
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	__________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-21-2014, 01:51 AM	#5103
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Scam Warning!!! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.) __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

06-24-2014, 11:12 PM	#5104
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	yikes! I'm scared stiff! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-25-2014, 03:26 PM	#5105
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, I'm stiff... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-03-2014, 04:55 PM	#5106
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-03-2014, 04:59 PM	#5107
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, not the first word about those attractive, thin, scantily clad, skin-showing ladies in Nirvana's post. Some of you hypocrites would have hung my balls from your rearview mirror if I'd posted that. But, that's cool. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-03-2014, 06:56 PM	#5109
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	what heads? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-03-2014, 07:21 PM	#5110
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	All I saw was a nice couple of racks no faces were seen. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-06-2014, 03:40 PM	#5111
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07-10-2014, 03:36 AM	#5112
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Groan. giggle giggle __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-11-2014, 05:33 PM	#5114
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Do try to keep up. Welcome back, Bruce. Good vaca? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-11-2014, 05:36 PM	#5115
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Mostly, yes. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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