09-14-2005, 03:47 PM | #511 |
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Oh, BigV is such a gentleman! Like Sir Lancelot! *swoons* *faints dead away*
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09-15-2005, 11:28 AM | #512 |
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bri, regarding your user title, would you consider or how about or even ? because they could all be considered . anyway, just curious.
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09-15-2005, 01:43 PM | #513 |
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Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. I have to tell you guys, I got a gift certificate for a spa. Initially I thought I would go have a pedicure but as I perused the menu I became more and more interested in getting a wax. We were headed off for a 3 day weekend with two other couples up in Jackson hole and I figured it would add a spark to our otherwise predictable sex life if I were to get a brazilian, I planned on having her leave a landing strip. I talked to my husband about it and he was all for it. He even shaved his boys to make the whole thing even sexier. I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.
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09-15-2005, 01:56 PM | #514 |
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plthijinx--I believe my user title says that I would do anything for love, so it must include wouldn't it? I've never been known as a tease.
and undone, I hate to tell you this, but it ALWAYS feels that way. It just freakin' HURTS! Put some ice on the area for awhile--you'll be okay. Oh, and take an aspirin. With some bourbon. Or a Vicodin. Either one.
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09-15-2005, 02:02 PM | #515 |
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Bri,
It was back in July and I am just now getting to the point where I can get myself to the spa again. In retrospect, I don't think she did it right. For god's sake she didn't trim it or powder my skin or anything. Just went for it. This time I have done my homework. And I am taking a valium before I go.
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09-15-2005, 02:04 PM | #516 |
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hopefully with that shot of bourbon bri mentioned earlier!
bri - sweet!
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09-15-2005, 02:31 PM | #517 |
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mmmmm bourbon
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09-15-2005, 03:20 PM | #518 |
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Would it help if I held your hand?
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09-15-2005, 05:16 PM | #519 |
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That or hold me down :p
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09-15-2005, 05:50 PM | #520 |
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heh heh
I just posted for the 69th time. I thought it apropos to let you in the sex thread know
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Oh, and bruce cannot come to your waxing. He's going to be busy that day and, oh yes, he's mine !
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09-15-2005, 09:41 PM | #522 |
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hey! it's a santa tug-o-war! betcha he doesn't mind being in the middle of you 2 gals! :p
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09-16-2005, 01:47 AM | #523 |
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they'll kill each other fighting over bruce and you know what that means ... I'll have him all to myself!
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09-16-2005, 08:01 AM | #524 |
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Wolf, I respect you so I'll ignore that.
What ever happended to chica itsjulie? She went to a bachelorette party and NEVER RETURNED! I wonder if the Conn. State Police are looking for her remains even as we speak...those parties can be lethal, you know.
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09-16-2005, 08:32 AM | #525 |
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na, she's probably hooked up with one of the dancers still.......
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